Message from @RetardO ExtremeO
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Dood
That was the shit when I was a kid
Metal PINGAS
that story was acetown
If you're a single mom who ruined her life and you're looking for $$luvv$$ just describe it like the premise to the kind of tv show that only a faggot would like in the first place
"Getting used to the wild rollercoaster of twists and turns called my life!"
"Tune in this Sunday at 3!"
dragoness: Hey there, Jared Holt, I am the sexy dragoness. do you want to have sex with me?
Jared: It would be my pleasure, I will have sex with you, you are such a beautiful dragoness.
dragoness: get closer, Jared, feel my vagina
Jared: dragoness! I see your vagina is wet! are you sexually aroused?
dragoness: yes, Jared, I am!
Jared: can I lick your vagina now, dragoness? I love wet pussy when my subject is sexually aroused. dragoness, I will lick your wet vagina for an hour!
narrator: Jared Holt starts licking the dragoness's pussy!
dragoness: you are really loving this aren't you Jared! imagine that I, sexy dragoness getting eaten out by a human!
Jared: OK dragoness, I am going to stick my tongue way up your vagina!
Narrator: Jared sticks his tongue way up the dragoness's vagina
dragoness: OOOOh, I am about to have an orgasm, I am cumming
narrator: the dragoness's female ejaculation squirts Jared in his face and into his mouth
dragoness: did you just?
Jared: Yes I did, dragoness! I swallowed what cumm of yours that went into my mouth.
Narrator: a few hours and lots of foreplay later.
dragoness: are you ready for some vaginal sex, Jared?
Jared: yes, my dear dragoness! I am so horny, let's have sex!
narrator: Jared and the dragoness have sex for a few hours.
Jared: that was awesome dragoness!
dragoness: well, that's too bad, because...
Jared: because what, dragoness!
dragoness: because, it is time for me to carry out my plans!!
narrator: the dragoness opens her mouth and then closes it upon Jared and swallows Jared whole.
dragoness: that was fun, and now Jared is going to digest in my stomach.
narrator: a few hours later, Jared is fully digested.
tfw no federal gf
seems promising
some 35 year old dude at the bureau was tasked with engineering the perfect girl for an incel
and of course she's underage
wtf theyre making a weekly sweat movie???
Date her and get that honey pot coochie
I cried profusely when I saw the weekly sweat movie trailer
fed pussy got me actin strange
Someone said optics I was like “tf is that?”
Leaked screenplay
why is lauren southern giant
Is she? I never noticed
lauren southern is still a thing?
Not really. She’s been pretty quiet recently. Think she’s working on that doc
she could catch the dick still probably if she hasn’t gotten fat
Giant in what way?
Oh she’s fat?
read the movie script
above
Giant Lauren Southern has returned and she has a very hungry look in her eyes. "Shawn behind you!!!" Beardson yells loudly.
kek
Lmao
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