Shut the fuck up libertarian

@buttsguytbhfam ricardog

The AMERICAN THOUGHT POLICE arrested me over my cunny folder, this is 1984!!!!!!

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the child fears the cube

@everyone I went to McDonald’s and asked for the Nick Fuentes peepee poopoo burger. The look on their face was epic ✊🏼😳💪🏽😈

Vine link bro...

Oh shit I forgot about doing that

Gonna get stoned and play Dreamcast and watch movies from 1995-2004

I'm gonna snap my piece of shit son's little pencil neck like a twig!

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oh no///

I'm gonna drain Ashton's boobies with my mouth until they look like shriveled up raisins!

I want Ashton to scrape the shit out my nappy!

my Shooter shirt came in the mail today

so I can signal to other shut in freaks from twitter dot com

YEAH SO HE'S LIKE THIS ASIAN GUY ON SOUNDCLOUD WHO MAKES SONGS ABOUT COLUMBINE AND KILLING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IT'S PRETTY CRAZY HE ACTUALLY FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT

I could never find that School Shooter shirt

It sold out but it's back in stock

@a dim goon I said shut in so why would I be in a club

*in da klubb

any of yall planning to see Detective Pikachu?

I asked my friend to go and see it as a joke. But it actually seems like it might be decent after all.

Japanese man help brack boy find faja

I might go see it. Lots of good movies in May. John wick and Tolkien too

The last 2 movies I've gone to see in like 10 years were the farce enbreakens and Django rechained

I also wanna see Joker but I might be busy with school to see that one :c so only summer films for me

DID YOU KNOW: Nay Nay Goodpussy fucks young boys in the Denny's parking lot

I'm going to see Endgame just because friends are.

I also just like Olof hanvark's art style

looks good on a shirt

I remember when I was younger and didn't have an internet connection. You couldn't "fap" like we're used today (in all fairness it would've sucked anyway even if I did have it, for plenty of different, mundane reasons that I won't discuss for practicality); it was all fine and dandy but whenever you had the itch to unload the leathered rod's cargo, you knew shit would irremediably go south... You had to do it with whatever you had lying around, such as two clothed literal watermelons (or other spherical fruits) that after being positioned in a certain way and watched in a certain perspective, they might appear as a nice rack... But often it wasn't anything that drastic, simple imagination would do on times of famine; better else, sometimes you were so lucky you could find a porn magazine laying around the streets (those were most likely simple lingerie ads though, at least I never had such miracles)... Then you know, videogames came along being confidently more and more realistic (at least for the standards back in the day), and sometimes you got lots of legit possibilities regarding this serious matter. You start by being hesitant and by being embarassed in yourself for even thinking about it, but it was such a novelty that you had to try it at least once. So yeah, I said why not... I mean, it's not like clothed watermelons are better anyway; and so, at least in my case, it was Duke 3D's babes: that's when it all began. After the first time, everything changed. I have such nostalgia for this game and this thing I've just mentioned is probably the top reason for it; I mean.. Whenever I used to find one of those trapped sluts devoid of destiny I would quickly unzip my pants and rub it like a motherfucking German shepherd, then when I was near the climax I would press the use button and let them say "kill meee" so my imploding tree of life would finally scatter its seeds everywhere like if it was a festival of semen or something; finally, I would kill them for reasons