I remember like a year ago I had Mountain Dew for the first time in years.

My taste buds were like "yo this doesn't go in here this is shampoo"

I thought it was the most delicious thing I'd ever tasted. Then I got bored of it in a month.

"this is floor wax"

Did you lose like some sweet tastebuds or something?

i haven't had sugar that wasn't from fruit in years took 1 sip of a bang's root beer and almost yakked

no

do.....do americans REALLY drink this???

I eat sugar all the time

I feel like if the sugar was really that bad I would be mutated already.

isn't bang like crack cocaine levels of sugar though

45g per can

Not sugar

Christ

Caffeine

They have zero calorie versions too

With Stevia

😬

I tried monster zero white

did not enjoy

can feel my teeth tingling just thinkan about it

I swear to God there's going to be a news wave about how Bang! is giving people heart attacks.

I just use coffee for everything

Coffee doesn't even have the insane amounts of caffeine that Bang has.

I probably overdo it during workouts

I intake a *lot* of caffeine from my coffee

a *lot*

i don't associate monster with boomers but rather that 1 auschwitz mode kid in high school who'd run headfirst into walla daily and act like nothing happened

*walls

that was me but in like 7th grade

no wonder I'm fuckin manlet

I drank so much crap

Damn

*sipping red bull from teacup* HA-RUMPH.....when WILL they learn

Why the fuck was I drinking coffee in middle school?

I was high on energy drinks and shit constantly

those Mountain Dew energy drinks

mfw been drinking coffee since 11 and turned out 6'0+

I literally only drank coffee because I wanted to be mature like my grandpa, who drinks coffee all the time.

i'm 6 feet btw just wanted to let u all know

Six foot thirteen here