Yeah ik the show just not familiar with it

The main kid never shuts up about Star Wars

Stah wahs

"Dad you're kinda like darth Vader"

"Yeah does he put his foot up someone's ass?"

[laugh track]

>the death and resurrection of christ happened nearly 2000 years ago
where have the times gone?

Time isnt actually that long

I'm not joking. I forgot how to do basic adding

Bro

a dim goon dies in 2026 after leaping into the gorilla enclosure and trying to give the silverback a big sloppy wet kiss on the mouth, his dying words "j-joe the boomer here"

joe the boomer will die of a heart attack in 2021

When i leave school i plan to completely shut down into a vegetable state

dim goon dies in 2033 after conceiving the antichrist through the first ever male artificial womb made entirely of stem cells

I fream of becoming iliterate one day. It will make video games more fun and challenging

I plan to enter a fugue state

to all you young go-getters in the chat: Drugs are cool, fun, and safe. Especially when you do them with your friends

If i become a vegetable the weakly sweat can consume my body

I wanna be a quadriplegic just like my dad(joe the boomer)!

i wonder how he types

Yo why dont u gay marry him already faggot

beastiality is illegal but that ain't ever stopped me before

Law is just paper

if monkies are just underdeveloped humans that means i can touch them

it's friday time to dance!

a dim goon is put to death by firing squad in 2032 after requesting his last meal on death row be mashed potatoes Cuba and 1 napkin

all of this is true btw

dim goon is dead time to dance!

Yeah I remember that episode of the sweat

@everyone

adam goon

adam lanza announced dead a day before sandy hook occurred groyper

what

really

If anyone was curious

Usual suspects