Message from @a dim goon
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That 70s Show is like happy days but for the 70s @gamerlord
Yo its 2019 bro a dim goon is going to die in 4 years
Yeah ik the show just not familiar with it
The main kid never shuts up about Star Wars
Stah wahs
"Dad you're kinda like darth Vader"
"Yeah does he put his foot up someone's ass?"
[laugh track]
>the death and resurrection of christ happened nearly 2000 years ago
where have the times gone?
Time isnt actually that long
I'm not joking. I forgot how to do basic adding
Bro
a dim goon dies in 2026 after leaping into the gorilla enclosure and trying to give the silverback a big sloppy wet kiss on the mouth, his dying words "j-joe the boomer here"
joe the boomer will die of a heart attack in 2021
When i leave school i plan to completely shut down into a vegetable state
dim goon dies in 2033 after conceiving the antichrist through the first ever male artificial womb made entirely of stem cells
I fream of becoming iliterate one day. It will make video games more fun and challenging
I plan to enter a fugue state
to all you young go-getters in the chat: Drugs are cool, fun, and safe. Especially when you do them with your friends
If i become a vegetable the weakly sweat can consume my body
i wonder how he types
Yo why dont u gay marry him already faggot
beastiality is illegal but that ain't ever stopped me before
Law is just paper
if monkies are just underdeveloped humans that means i can touch them
it's friday time to dance!
a dim goon is put to death by firing squad in 2032 after requesting his last meal on death row be mashed potatoes Cuba and 1 napkin
all of this is true btw
dim goon is dead time to dance!
Yeah I remember that episode of the sweat
@everyone
adam goon
adam lanza announced dead a day before sandy hook occurred groyper
what
really