and also if shes under 5'8

Gonna listen to 2 hours doomer mix and think about tits

what a life

I'm a fucking loser.

Sounds a bit ghey

damn I did not know the Ground Round was such an old ass restaurant

is anybody here gonna buy subverse? I won't play it cuz it's hentei, but I do want to btfo that faggo tim pool

I've bought a few male masturbators so I can tell you my experience. They are absolutely great for a decadent fap. It feels amazing and is totally worth the money. However, there are a few drawbacks. One is the sound. You can't just use it any time you want, the sound is a dead giveaway. Second is the cleanup. You have to thoroughly clean and dry it after every use or it WILL get moldy. Third and final drawback is that this soft material wears out quickly. It WILL crack and split eventually. The soft material feels good but it doesn't last. That's why I've had to buy a few replacements.

I recommend buying a handheld masturbator first. Some cheaper $20-30 sleeve to dip your toe in the water. If you end up really enjoying it you can always splurge for the big booty later.

Thanks Jejune

Very cool

just jerk with a slippy hand. same shit

Just pray nigga lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOm6iZZgbj8

It's not fucking fair that I never got molested by a hot teacher when I was a kid. Should I tell my psychiatrist that this is the reason why I've had self esteem issues since early childhood?

Dont tell your psychiatrist anything they are a fed CIA nigger trying to corrupt your mind

I just feed them false data lol

They tried ro get me to see a psychiatrist once

I'm required to visit periodically and I hate it cause I have to just talk about bullshit for an hour with a person I'd rather not speak to.

My school thought i was retarded so they sent me to a clinic

Not a fan

Then my parents tried to send me again but i said fuck that shit

Its scientifically proven that its better to bottle it up

I'd just rather talk to people I can trust who aren't going to rat me out to the feds for saying something edgy or mean

No one ever thought I was good enough to molest

Just say everything is fine and they won't bother you

it's just a jew version of confession anyways

They said i wasnt autistic or ADD but i dont believe that

they said I was overly aggressive because I really liked to play with the revolver and the cowboy hat as a kid

nothing they say matters

Overly aggressive nowadays means regular boy a few decades ago

If pretending to be a cowboy is overly aggressive than I should’ve been locked up as a kid bc I did a lot worse

I did a test online and im autistic

I do trust the internet

I’m not autistic but sometimes i just do retarded things

Hmm

Autistic people are more fun to hang out with

im autistic and i get neetbux for it

I wish i was the good kind of retard that did silly atuff

Jejune has the life

I have my second job interview this week