she looks like the pokemon lickilicky as a portrayed in detective pikachu

lickitung?

no the evolved form which is fatter and has stumpier arms

👀

I dont know how you get forearms like that, even as a fat person

its like it has no where else to go

honestly mirin the forearms

given how the forearms and ankles are the last place mass accumulates

her hands look like they hurt

the swelling must be obscene

like those wrists have no movement

Wrist rockets

i bet she smells good

i bet when you smell that woman you think

"i want to continue doing this"

Cute engaged girls at church

Pissin me off

grrr

I'm at this point where my plans with the younger women who are available haven't worked out and now my only current options is this hot single mom who wants me to FORNICATE

and I am trying my best to ABSTAIN

Yikes

stay safe bro

as for me

IDK what kind of woman would be interested in a neet manchild but maybe I can work on my wounded bird game

nigga don't do jack shit with a single mom let alone fornicate

@Jejune consider wearing a huge diaper & bonnet getup

that's my hot PUA tip

Ok

I'm gonna be the giant baby from Zombies Ate My Neighbors

poop your pants so you can pheremone max

Gonna Sgt Brown max

and just shit everywhere

I went on a forum and virgins said THIIISSSS! Aren't I so smart? Aren't I such a good person? DUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Diaper jelqing

It's dangerous, right wing, and very real

jelq thru the diap

tonight on Oprah

Also "jelq thru the diap" is spoken in an intercut shakycam "scary internet hackers" clip in the trailer

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