I'm at this point where my plans with the younger women who are available haven't worked out and now my only current options is this hot single mom who wants me to FORNICATE
and I am trying my best to ABSTAIN
Yikes
stay safe bro
as for me
IDK what kind of woman would be interested in a neet manchild but maybe I can work on my wounded bird game
nigga don't do jack shit with a single mom let alone fornicate
@Jejune consider wearing a huge diaper & bonnet getup
that's my hot PUA tip
Ok
I'm gonna be the giant baby from Zombies Ate My Neighbors
poop your pants so you can pheremone max
Gonna Sgt Brown max
and just shit everywhere
I went on a forum and virgins said THIIISSSS! Aren't I so smart? Aren't I such a good person? DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Diaper jelqing
It's dangerous, right wing, and very real
jelq thru the diap
tonight on Oprah
Also "jelq thru the diap" is spoken in an intercut shakycam "scary internet hackers" clip in the trailer
who dis
Reed?
Cantwell
i thought he was bald
matt bors
oh right, yeah what a shock
Who dat
some faggy webcomic nerd who writes too many words
What kinda comic
political
own the concervaturds
Whats it valled
Called
The Nib
Hahahahahha
Isnt that a newspaper?
e-rag
Yeh
The nibba
