When I get outta here I'm gonna fuckin sit in the chairs in the lobby and eat fruit and shitpoast all night

i forgot to bring clothes for the hotel's gym

Make clothes out of fruits

need to make the best of things because mom is gonna have the tv on playing shitty nbc all weekend

last time i was at a hotel i unclogged my shit with my friend's comb

its the hotels fault for not providing plungers

There's a light controller for the shower

Dumb

i'm not about to call room service to come inspect my poopoo

Put it on the poop shelf and send it to the front desk

Call room service to deliver food

Then when they get there

Hand them a deuce

Does it cause anyone else physical pain to resist calling midgets "little guy" when talking to them?

i was just asked if I would do Birthrite Israel

"Hey little guy, wanna do birthrite israel?"

Me: I'm Catholic...a-and I'm 5'8"

HOY SHIT

L

68 EENCHES?!?!?!?!

u just described me

literally

"I'm a Catholic manlet of ambiguous ethnicity...but *not* suicidal 😎"

its obvious that im irish american

I always considered myself a manlet at 5'10

Now I can rest easy

Ok CHAD

Knowing theres deformed FREAKS roaming the earth

lanklets stay coping

Who are not as vertically gifted as I

I dunno man alot of women tower over me

I don't know what y'all are gonna do

"Do you need help with that?"
"Woah be careful there man"
"you got that?"

like i care about women

ill just break their knee caps

"I just figured because you're short"

you

pretty much

problem?