When its all said and done, his wheelchair should look something like this

He's just screaming during the daily braap because his chair is supercharged

roaring engine

He's got a Toyota 1GZ V12 with two 86 mm Garret Turbochargers making 1100 hp to the rear wheels

He's king of the tokyo C1 Inner and Outer loop

King of the Tokyo Wangan

And the Nagoya Prefecture

and Osaka

My dad is giving a cringnat speech at the hotel bar
Send help

Cum

Confiscate his schnapps

When I get outta here I'm gonna fuckin sit in the chairs in the lobby and eat fruit and shitpoast all night

i forgot to bring clothes for the hotel's gym

Make clothes out of fruits

need to make the best of things because mom is gonna have the tv on playing shitty nbc all weekend

last time i was at a hotel i unclogged my shit with my friend's comb

its the hotels fault for not providing plungers

There's a light controller for the shower

Dumb

i'm not about to call room service to come inspect my poopoo

Put it on the poop shelf and send it to the front desk

Call room service to deliver food

Then when they get there

Hand them a deuce

Does it cause anyone else physical pain to resist calling midgets "little guy" when talking to them?

i was just asked if I would do Birthrite Israel

"Hey little guy, wanna do birthrite israel?"

Me: I'm Catholic...a-and I'm 5'8"

HOY SHIT

L

68 EENCHES?!?!?!?!

u just described me

literally

"I'm a Catholic manlet of ambiguous ethnicity...but *not* suicidal 😎"

its obvious that im irish american

I always considered myself a manlet at 5'10

Now I can rest easy

Ok CHAD

Knowing theres deformed FREAKS roaming the earth

lanklets stay coping

Who are not as vertically gifted as I