Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 576580411623211009


2019-05-11 01:07:04 UTC  

Then when they get there

2019-05-11 01:07:11 UTC  

Hand them a deuce

2019-05-11 01:13:25 UTC  

Does it cause anyone else physical pain to resist calling midgets "little guy" when talking to them?

2019-05-11 01:13:56 UTC  

i was just asked if I would do Birthrite Israel

2019-05-11 01:14:19 UTC  

"Hey little guy, wanna do birthrite israel?"

2019-05-11 01:15:21 UTC  

Me: I'm Catholic...a-and I'm 5'8"

2019-05-11 01:19:14 UTC  

HOY SHIT

2019-05-11 01:19:16 UTC  

L

2019-05-11 01:19:38 UTC  

68 EENCHES?!?!?!?!

2019-05-11 01:21:25 UTC  

u just described me

2019-05-11 01:21:28 UTC  

literally

2019-05-11 01:23:07 UTC  

"I'm a Catholic manlet of ambiguous ethnicity...but *not* suicidal 😎"

2019-05-11 01:23:18 UTC  

its obvious that im irish american

2019-05-11 01:23:30 UTC  

I always considered myself a manlet at 5'10

2019-05-11 01:23:38 UTC  

Now I can rest easy

2019-05-11 01:23:40 UTC  

Ok CHAD

2019-05-11 01:23:51 UTC  

Knowing theres deformed FREAKS roaming the earth

2019-05-11 01:23:59 UTC  

lanklets stay coping

2019-05-11 01:24:12 UTC  

Who are not as vertically gifted as I

2019-05-11 01:24:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576580409194971136/image0.png

2019-05-11 01:24:42 UTC  

I dunno man alot of women tower over me

2019-05-11 01:24:54 UTC  

I don't know what y'all are gonna do

2019-05-11 01:25:11 UTC  

"Do you need help with that?"
"Woah be careful there man"
"you got that?"

2019-05-11 01:25:18 UTC  

like i care about women

2019-05-11 01:25:26 UTC  

ill just break their knee caps

2019-05-11 01:25:29 UTC  

"I just figured because you're short"

2019-05-11 01:26:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576580750883946530/obama-corgified.jpg

2019-05-11 01:26:20 UTC  

you

2019-05-11 01:26:34 UTC  

pretty much

2019-05-11 01:26:35 UTC  

problem?

2019-05-11 01:26:45 UTC  

me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576580928424640525/ape-man-the-story-of-human-evolution-screen1.jpg

2019-05-11 01:27:07 UTC  

thats me eatin a slim jim

2019-05-11 01:27:18 UTC  

more like suckin a dick

2019-05-11 01:27:18 UTC  

outside cabella's

2019-05-11 01:27:19 UTC  

gaywad

2019-05-11 01:27:51 UTC  

@you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576581205995290635/me.mp4

2019-05-11 01:28:07 UTC  

chad beeps

2019-05-11 01:28:24 UTC  

sample & hold lookin ass

2019-05-11 01:32:35 UTC  

basically we're all monke

2019-05-11 01:33:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576582694108921913/epic_film.mp4

2019-05-11 01:36:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/576583408839557170/epic_sequel.mp4