Message from @ACommonDistraction
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for snacking
wheelchair airbag suspension
wheelchair collision airbag
Wheelchair napkin dispensers
wheelchair semi slick tires
wheelchair nitrous oxide injection system
wheelchair 6 point safety harness
wheelchair integral roll cage
wheelchair powered pump action rifle
wheel chair straight cut dog clutch transmission
wheelchair catback exhaust
Savage gotta enzo benzo. I dont gotta whole lotta friends tho. But i gotta whole lotta ms tho
When its all said and done, his wheelchair should look something like this
He's just screaming during the daily braap because his chair is supercharged
roaring engine
He's got a Toyota 1GZ V12 with two 86 mm Garret Turbochargers making 1100 hp to the rear wheels
He's king of the tokyo C1 Inner and Outer loop
King of the Tokyo Wangan
And the Nagoya Prefecture
and Osaka
Cum
Confiscate his schnapps
When I get outta here I'm gonna fuckin sit in the chairs in the lobby and eat fruit and shitpoast all night
i forgot to bring clothes for the hotel's gym
Make clothes out of fruits
need to make the best of things because mom is gonna have the tv on playing shitty nbc all weekend
last time i was at a hotel i unclogged my shit with my friend's comb
its the hotels fault for not providing plungers
There's a light controller for the shower
Dumb
i'm not about to call room service to come inspect my poopoo
Put it on the poop shelf and send it to the front desk
Call room service to deliver food
Then when they get there
Hand them a deuce
Does it cause anyone else physical pain to resist calling midgets "little guy" when talking to them?
i was just asked if I would do Birthrite Israel
"Hey little guy, wanna do birthrite israel?"
Me: I'm Catholic...a-and I'm 5'8"
HOY SHIT