who got an 80k bonus check

and "so waddaya doin now?"

could you imagine

First thing that came on the news when we got into the hotel was about the Holocaust

shit you not

I want everyone born before 1970 to tell me what having money feels like

I wanna know

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN

Ask joe what it was like before he spent it all on wheelchair stuff

Wheelchair spinners

wheelchair spoiler

wheelchair diffuser

Wheelchair napkin dispensers

for snacking

wheelchair airbag suspension

wheelchair collision airbag

Wheelchair napkin dispensers

wheelchair semi slick tires

wheelchair nitrous oxide injection system

wheelchair 6 point safety harness

wheelchair integral roll cage

wheelchair powered pump action rifle

wheel chair straight cut dog clutch transmission

wheelchair catback exhaust

Savage gotta enzo benzo. I dont gotta whole lotta friends tho. But i gotta whole lotta ms tho

When its all said and done, his wheelchair should look something like this

He's just screaming during the daily braap because his chair is supercharged

roaring engine

He's got a Toyota 1GZ V12 with two 86 mm Garret Turbochargers making 1100 hp to the rear wheels

He's king of the tokyo C1 Inner and Outer loop

King of the Tokyo Wangan

And the Nagoya Prefecture

and Osaka

My dad is giving a cringnat speech at the hotel bar
Send help

Cum

Confiscate his schnapps

When I get outta here I'm gonna fuckin sit in the chairs in the lobby and eat fruit and shitpoast all night

i forgot to bring clothes for the hotel's gym

Make clothes out of fruits

need to make the best of things because mom is gonna have the tv on playing shitty nbc all weekend

last time i was at a hotel i unclogged my shit with my friend's comb