this is such a trip man

WhoaaahHOOOAHAHAhahoaohooaoHAOOAOAOooooau dude

It feels like everyone in the room has an expensive job that affects my life

and they probably do

just serious demon alerts flaring

become an accountant

its dat easy!

No sweat fuck this clown world

😭

crown wold

@ßcuzzy it's like living in an episode of curb your enthusiasm

and I guess I'm Larry

or Leon

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows an accountant

it's a lot of that

who got an 80k bonus check

and "so waddaya doin now?"

could you imagine

First thing that came on the news when we got into the hotel was about the Holocaust

shit you not

I want everyone born before 1970 to tell me what having money feels like

I wanna know

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN

Ask joe what it was like before he spent it all on wheelchair stuff

Wheelchair spinners

wheelchair spoiler

wheelchair diffuser

Wheelchair napkin dispensers

for snacking

wheelchair airbag suspension

wheelchair collision airbag

Wheelchair napkin dispensers

wheelchair semi slick tires

wheelchair nitrous oxide injection system

wheelchair 6 point safety harness

wheelchair integral roll cage

wheelchair powered pump action rifle

wheel chair straight cut dog clutch transmission

wheelchair catback exhaust

Savage gotta enzo benzo. I dont gotta whole lotta friends tho. But i gotta whole lotta ms tho

When its all said and done, his wheelchair should look something like this