trump, after declaring himself supreme emperor of the united states and middle east, puts his brain into a massive supercomputer hooked up to the household of every american, and will serve as the monarch until the very end of the world

Blumpf be up on stage like "I gotta go poopy"

Send superchat to nick Fuentes 2 dollars well spent

"a thousand years of HRC losing to Trump"

"eehhh believe me folks, crooked hillary has sealed off my bathroom, and I have no choice but to do this"
*trump pulls down his slacks and drops a soft serve onto the stage as this is broadcasted across the entire nation *

I use taxpayer money from my ssdi to make dumb 2 dollar superchats to nick Fuentes

Accelerationism

fuck i'm on a roll today

where's my followers?

wow epic gamer girl gf

She's so based woah

I wonder what sh--

oh no

its one of those fat girls who uses the filter to blur her fat rolls but ends up looking like a moon-face freak in the proccess

they don't think it be like it is

but it do

i been know 💅

i must say

gamer girlz

not a fan

games are escapism

tf you tryna escape from?

a fucking salad?

😹

LMAO

🤔

she quirky doe 🙈 🙉

she needs a workout buddy bro go for it

quirky (bitch)

@buttsguytbhfam screams out "I AM AHAB" as I bust

WHITE

WHALE

HOLY

GRAIL

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

HARPOON THRUST TOWARD THE SKY

AIM DIRECTLY FOR ITS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE