Message from @ACommonDistraction

Discord ID: 594711925691252748


2019-06-30 02:05:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/594709981626892331/unknown.png

2019-06-30 02:05:15 UTC  

preferably one that is believable

2019-06-30 02:05:27 UTC  

105 451 9370

2019-06-30 02:05:48 UTC  

1 900 490 FREAK

2019-06-30 02:05:49 UTC  

502-911-6969

2019-06-30 02:06:12 UTC  

(Two dollars a *cawlllll*)

2019-06-30 02:06:23 UTC  

800-588-2300 EMPIRE!

2019-06-30 02:06:35 UTC  

Today!

2019-06-30 02:10:23 UTC  

Yeah give him the phone number of the old cgi empire man

2019-06-30 02:10:37 UTC  

laying down rugs

2019-06-30 02:10:38 UTC  

the virgin empire v the chad Furniture Warehouse

2019-06-30 02:11:01 UTC  

big deal

2019-06-30 02:11:10 UTC  

ahhhhhhhhhh

2019-06-30 02:11:22 UTC  

fleamarket Montgomery is just like a minimall

2019-06-30 02:11:26 UTC  

so

2019-06-30 02:11:53 UTC  

this guy getting nationwide work for small business ads is inspiring

2019-06-30 02:12:42 UTC  

Let's make it

2019-06-30 02:12:45 UTC  

A dance

2019-06-30 02:12:47 UTC  

I heard that shit in leaf town even

2019-06-30 02:12:52 UTC  

Dudes a legend

2019-06-30 02:13:01 UTC  

To left (to the left) to the right (to the right)

2019-06-30 02:13:14 UTC  

living rooms? Bedrooms? Dinettes?

2019-06-30 02:13:45 UTC  

*O H Y E A H*

2019-06-30 02:16:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/594712828083175439/FURNITURE_BLOWOUT.mp4

2019-06-30 02:28:10 UTC  

HOLY FUCK

2019-06-30 02:28:20 UTC  

i miss high energy furniture ads

2019-06-30 02:28:25 UTC  

but I hate furniture stores

2019-06-30 02:41:29 UTC  

80/early 90s is the best era for ads

2019-06-30 02:47:10 UTC  

nah

2019-06-30 02:47:14 UTC  

late 90s/mid aughts

2019-06-30 02:59:18 UTC  

The only commercials I grew up with were the 90s toy commercials

2019-06-30 02:59:30 UTC  

Made moon shoes look amazing

2019-06-30 03:00:50 UTC  

moon shoes was just an ad from the 80s that was used forever

2019-06-30 03:00:55 UTC  

like tootsie roll pop ad

2019-06-30 03:01:47 UTC  

I CANNOT LIVE ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING

2019-06-30 03:04:35 UTC  

open a window dorko

2019-06-30 03:07:49 UTC  

ill call now

2019-06-30 03:07:53 UTC  

whiped dorkj

2019-06-30 03:07:55 UTC  

fuck him