Message from @Marty ScorchedEarthse
Discord ID: 599340274962923551
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the guys
Why haven't you joined the winning side yet?
>A Hat in Time raises awareness for trans rights in a thoughtful and respectful way to the mainstream gamer population
>Apex Legends is one of the most successful games of 2019 despite /pol/ screeching
>Atlus censored away the transphobic content from Catherine Full Body
>CDPR Twitter guy that made disrespectful jokes got fired
>Creative Assembly continues raking in cash despite "backlash" over forced woman soldier inclusivity in their games
>Even Sony and Valve are censoring loli and rape now
>Hbomberguy raises 340,000 dollars for transgendered children while streaming Donkey Kong 64
>Fire Emblem Three Houses goes full bisexual
>Great writers like Brian Mitsoda and Chris Avellone would rather write with progressive developers like us than with shitlords that "want politics out of video games"
>Klei takes out character based on white colonizers because it's culturally problematic
>Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony are all against Trump's tariffs
>Microsoft and Ubisoft ban people for using toxic language in their chat (Including the n-word)
>NetherRealm Studios alters the female character's designs to be classier and more sensible for the new era
>Nintendo censoring Game&Watch offensive native American mimicry
>RDR 2 sold 17+ million and makes fun of racists
>Speedrunners that are too "redpilled" got taken out of the speedrunning charity shtick
>Square Enix's ethical department refuses to increase Tifa's bust size in Final Fantasy VII Remake or add lolis and shotas to Final Fantasy XIV
>The Witcher Netflix series has African American and Indian women in major roles
>THQ Nordic apologized after hosting an AMA on 8ch
>We have based people making their own games, just like they were told to 4 years ago (The Last of Us 2)
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feed seeder (formerly fuck sucker)
Your an absolute fucking retard and your opinions on gameplay are worthless. 2's gameplay was a collect the orbs minigame where every character felt the same thanks to that abysmal gacha system. 1 had a party where they played differently and you were encouraged to switch between them.
grown ass men who play pokemon in tha chat tonite 😬
Mister u talkin like someone who finna get their team fainted 6-0
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https://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/117946851
>ALL MEN 5’8” AND UNDER ARE INVITED TO MARCH ON WASHINGTON D.C., ALONGSIDE CHRIS “THE BAGEL BOSS” MORGAN, ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 4TH 2019.
>WE WILL NO LONGER BE SILENCED
>People of Size (PoS) who identify as allies are invited to participate; however, we ask that you be respectful and not take away the spotlight from the manlets present.
@everyone
pokemon fans on their way to being a strong contestant vs melee players for smelliest group of people playing children's games competitively
>PoS
Fat bodies already claimed _people of size_
Magic players @a dim goon
500,000 manlet march since they're only half a person
@naka still somehow not as bad as TTRPG fans
I bet spyro fans are s-tier stench
Literal dragon breath
my face when my half jew paladin slays the trio of dire hounds using level 5 splishy splash but i'm still a dork who smells like cheese in the real world
>propose outrageous course of action to solve party's current predicament
>DM hates it, friends love it
>NATURAL 20?!?!?!? Whaaaaaahhhh?!?!?!?!?
>dark nigger thief intimidates the avalanche into stopping, orange crush diarrhea racing down my calf into my right timb
>post story on /tg/ which i then screencap and upload to reddit
i hate nerds more than i hate mad agents
no not adding them on fb to fantasize fucking but sending your gradeschool gilfs peenpics but flaccid and pissing on fb messenger, how do i stop this behavior
Inspector Gadget was my first anime
in last ditch effort to regrow foreskin ive gotten my dick entangled in the electric mixer motorized whisk attachment
Hey guys this is Mike from Cinemassacre and today we're gonna be reviewing a popular YouTubers Suicide named Eye Tea Ka with none other than my good friend Inspector Gadget! How are ya doin inspector gadget?
>shut up, I am a better reviewer than you! Anywho! Eye Tea Ka was a popular Nintendo youtuber who reviewed super smash brothers.
Yes that's right, inspector gadget! You actually got the facts right this video. Penny would be so proud of you. Haha.
>oh put a sock in it!
Anyway, Eye Tea Ka suffered from mental illness, and apparently jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It reminds me of that one episode of Full House when uncle Jesse threw his high school talent show trophies off of the golden gate bridge to impress aunt Becky. It makes me wonder, did Eye Tea Ka see that episode of full house and become inspired by it? What are your thoughts, inspector gadget?
>According to my perfect calculations, i think this no-good, lousy, fart sniffer smash bros fan deserved it!
woah woah woah! Oh my God, inspector gadget! You cant say stuff like that. Sorry guys inspector gadget is having some technical difficulties right now. His go go gadgets might be broke broke gadgets hahahahaha.
>Eye Tea Ka was a no-good, useless, unfunny nigg-
Oops! Look at the time! We gotta go-
>Not so fast! Go Go Gadget shotgun!
What are you doing with that inspector gadget? Please no!
>*PEW PEW!*
>Oh look, a free switch
etika has been found dead in Miami
and then as i came i thought the sound was my urethra sputtering like a clogged hose
i was wrong
during my attempt to recreate the sound i learned the truth and a few things more
the sound originated from ass
and now i have shit snailing down my lower ass and inner thigh
luckily i was just stroking my hog at a
toy story theater showing
so along with everyone at the end of the movie i got up and walked out, no fellow patrons being the wiser
so if you find this similar scenario happening to you far more often than you’re comfortable with (trust friend, me and boys have all been there) invest in the WEEKLY SWEAT buttplugs with perforated drip technology to microdose testosterone upon every ass clench
Wine Aunt Becky
carfentanil creep uncle
it's a real mess in here today
anyone know how pass 7th gym leader
You use Poo type