Imagine going to your high school talent show and two corpulent greasy tarts get up on stage and start flopping their disgusting morbidly obese limbs to some inane and audibly offensive jap crap music and you are forced to sit their for the full four minute duration of that shit

and i looked into her female gaze and said,
“i can only fill your head with the flow of knowledge but i cannot plug up the holes from which it will leak”

sure living in a two bedroom 900 sqft apartment with 13 other gamers i met from twitter has its ups and downs,
sure pooling together cash made from sideprojects and desperate phases of wagecuckery can leave us in tight binds and bad times
but we are gamers i wouldnt have it any other way

Slat

would yall necroskullfuck

body temp has only deviated 1.3 degrees

Uhhhh this one's going in my cringe compilation

snapshot

ebony squirts on trump hair

urine is good for the hair

if god didnt want cum in my hair he wouldnt have created built in shampoo

if god didn't want giftgas in my lungs he wouldn't have made me jewish

If God didn't want me to cum in balck women without a condom and using a fake name and then ghost them he shouldn't have made them swipe right

hey does anyone know of a watered down version of reddit, i just cant handle all of the shocking and edgy stuff that circulates on that site, and quite honestly most of the people on there seem to be really smart and self aware and it can get quite intimidating, im looking for something with the originality of 9gag but as simple but full of rich dialogue like youtube comment section

Keep calm and chive on

Has anyone heard of how epic Bill Murray is? Uhhh hello?

You like fat blonde sluts who like hockey and drive jeep wranglers?

Then the chive is for you

Yall get mind fog from fasting?

I get mind fog from existing @Deleted User