Message from @naka
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Go gamer someplace very public like a school or a police station
yes
I guess the heart attack gun last week didn't work so they had to go in and really get him
stolen
I'm so confused
Why the fuck was Rocko in space?
who knows but all that matters is they zogged mr bighead
Millennial marketers are the absolute worst
Isn't this special supposed to be like the characters rifffing on modern things but this is the one thing that they're being respectful about
Pretty much
Like doing trite observations of modernity and in like a you kids type of way
They rip on advocado toast but trannies is where they draw the line
rocco has a bigger issue with how wacky smartphones are than injecting cancer-causing hormones so you can grow tits
Avocado toast hating is gay, if you put imitation salt on avocado toast you get literally half your days recommended potassium in one small meal, which helps prevent and cure hypertension and removes toxins from the body
old people hating on avocado for some reason after memeing it into a superfood premium priced product in the midaughts was weird to me
Yeah
I Mean they are really healthy for you but they flipped on it so hard
Basically eat a lot of avocado and asparagus and garlic and hit an elliptical every so often and you'll never have heart disease unless you're a sewer mutant
The superfood branding def raised the price but the big thing was 1 year the crops failed miserably. Like 2006 or 7
So the prices like tripled, people got used to paying them
The crops recovered
Prices keep going up
Boomers just want to go back to a time when putting cigarettes on donuts was socialy acceptable
Boomers are actually the real Millennials
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I'm autistic but that's okay because I don't put up with those God damn gays!
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New twitter iface is hilar. Seeing DQ, Velveta, Snickers and Starbucks making their pitch next to the collective losing their shit over epstein
bonus points for using neil cicerga
cicierga blows
Don Vito Mobility Scooter
Punk band I never started
Should've