Message from @Matthew

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2019-09-06 22:51:07 UTC  

Gork and Mork are basically just the father and the son and the waagh-field is the Holy Spirit which means orks are Catholic

2019-09-06 22:51:22 UTC  

Damn this is woke

2019-09-06 22:51:40 UTC  

ghazghkull mag uruk thraka is a warrior of christ

2019-09-06 22:51:54 UTC  

Return to tradition, eat squigs grot

2019-09-06 23:00:10 UTC  

all girls are cringe

2019-09-06 23:01:48 UTC  

this one is a confirmed extremely online but still uses greentext on tinder

2019-09-06 23:02:36 UTC  

Been sitting in my car the last hour

2019-09-06 23:04:23 UTC  

you ever just sit in your car (1hr version)

2019-09-06 23:08:51 UTC  

You ever just shit in your car

2019-09-06 23:10:52 UTC  

the fuckin story about when sarah silverman got diarrhea in her car after picking up norm macdonald

2019-09-06 23:10:59 UTC  

You ever just get arrested for jacking off in your van on live stream 2 videos of the physics girl and shiting in a homer bucket with a garbage bag in it and taking a bath in a retention pond

2019-09-06 23:11:11 UTC  

That feel when Sarah Silverman will never watch you masturbate

2019-09-06 23:11:40 UTC  

she had diarrhea at a soup restaurant

2019-09-06 23:11:49 UTC  

and didn't wipe enough

2019-09-06 23:11:55 UTC  

Diarrhea is just Nature's Lube

2019-09-06 23:11:59 UTC  

And then norm got in the car

2019-09-06 23:12:16 UTC  

and was instantly like "it smells like fucking DIARRHEA in here!!"

2019-09-06 23:12:52 UTC  

Poop soup

2019-09-06 23:14:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/619671695124463616/20190512194410.jpg

2019-09-06 23:53:48 UTC  

i didn't know this

2019-09-06 23:54:00 UTC  

found an article online that juul won't sell the good flavor pods in stores anymore

2019-09-06 23:54:09 UTC  

because some fags whined about kids liking them

2019-09-06 23:55:35 UTC  

Juul is a ripoff for retards anyways

2019-09-06 23:55:55 UTC  

Take that fucking shit back

2019-09-06 23:56:01 UTC  

Right now

2019-09-06 23:56:11 UTC  

i won't buy anything but the name brand vapes after hearing about the guy who got a deadly lung infection from the weird homebrew shit

2019-09-06 23:56:23 UTC  

Just get an rda like a white man and build your coils, get off the nigger cattle feed lot

2019-09-06 23:56:37 UTC  

and then die from a lung infection

2019-09-06 23:57:01 UTC  

Nigga you building the coil, just use actual good coil material and good cotton

2019-09-06 23:57:11 UTC  

juul is easy and cheap enough

2019-09-06 23:57:20 UTC  

Don't use lead wire for a coil

2019-09-06 23:57:29 UTC  

No it isn't

2019-09-06 23:57:41 UTC  

Shits like 40$ for a battery and 12 bucks a pod

2019-09-06 23:58:06 UTC  

I mix my own Sprecher root beer flavored vape juice and it costs me like 20 bucks for a gallon of the shit

2019-09-06 23:58:36 UTC  

And I can buy a years worth of coils for less than that

2019-09-07 00:00:52 UTC  

Who’s that girl with joe the boomer?

2019-09-07 00:00:58 UTC  

She’s a cutie

2019-09-07 01:21:42 UTC  

all the vape stuff was THC

2019-09-07 01:40:08 UTC  

vape by design will give you diseases because eventually bacteria and mold will grow in that shit

2019-09-07 01:44:50 UTC  
2019-09-07 02:12:09 UTC  

one of the best times during the Fun Church run was the first episode of the Dump Show