Its sad but true

Jesus didn't die for the sins of animals or computer programs

I think you're fucking fibbin pal like yeah I doubt a starfish has a soul but there's no fucking way a dog doesn't have a soul

Dogs know when they do something wrong

The other week my dog ate a slice of my pizza off the table and he knew

He knew he did something wrong before I even told him he did

Some dogs have more personality to them than most people

Like I would say your average Labrador Retriever has more of a soul than say Your Average British person

Like if anything Dogs Go To Heaven and British people hang out on the Rainbow Bridge after you put them down for having a terminal case of foot face

there was that time jesus sent the demons into the 2000 pigs and drowned them all

at the demons request

he gave no consideration to the pigs at all

because they are of earth and can not be saved

if there was something special about dogs in particular over any other beast, they would have been called out specifically

God makes himself quite clear

also in Matthew 6:26 God specifically says that humans are indeed better than beasts

and in 10:29

hopelessly attracted to art hoes

why don’t you marry one

duh

having a convo with one will change your opinion quickly

they're groace hoo-ahs

where i live it's art hoes, harry potter broads, or beer bong sluts

and that's all

i'm lucky that i don't llive in an artsy city

I'm gonna get my tradwife here and move to saluda NC, where there are 4 police officers in total

then i will make a living off bootlegging alchohol

art hoes' male friends are all one hand death twinks so it's shooting fish in a barrel but the fish all have chlymidia

because who will stop me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447892144787554316/634388967915257856/jfg_world.png

ok loser

my name JF

tell her all the war crimes and constitutional violations the federal government has committed

she can channel her revolt energy somewhere cooler

wikihow

how do i tell my gf about the abu ghraib prison torture under the bush administration

now she just needs to learn about the govts ties to the theosophical occultist movement

@ßcuzzy yeah but im saying some dogs are more human than British people

So therefore my dog is better than a British person

i'd honestly say upwards of 98% of brits aren't saved

This is basic logic here you have to prove that my dog isn't more human than bazza from the local up in yorkshire