Message from @ßcuzzy

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2019-10-17 20:43:56 UTC  

Fuck you my dog has a soul retard

2019-10-17 20:44:04 UTC  

Animals do not go to heaven sorry

2019-10-17 20:44:07 UTC  

He's a good boy and he gets mad if I don't scratch his butt

2019-10-17 20:44:10 UTC  

They return to dust

2019-10-17 20:44:13 UTC  

Yeah no shit they hang out on the Rainbow Bridge

2019-10-17 20:44:14 UTC  

Its sad but true

2019-10-17 20:44:48 UTC  

Jesus didn't die for the sins of animals or computer programs

2019-10-17 20:44:50 UTC  

I think you're fucking fibbin pal like yeah I doubt a starfish has a soul but there's no fucking way a dog doesn't have a soul

2019-10-17 20:45:12 UTC  

Dogs know when they do something wrong

2019-10-17 20:45:19 UTC  

The other week my dog ate a slice of my pizza off the table and he knew

2019-10-17 20:45:34 UTC  

He knew he did something wrong before I even told him he did

2019-10-17 20:46:44 UTC  

Some dogs have more personality to them than most people

2019-10-17 20:47:24 UTC  

Like I would say your average Labrador Retriever has more of a soul than say Your Average British person

2019-10-17 20:47:54 UTC  

Like if anything Dogs Go To Heaven and British people hang out on the Rainbow Bridge after you put them down for having a terminal case of foot face

2019-10-17 20:53:08 UTC  

there was that time jesus sent the demons into the 2000 pigs and drowned them all

2019-10-17 20:53:13 UTC  

at the demons request

2019-10-17 20:53:24 UTC  

he gave no consideration to the pigs at all

2019-10-17 20:53:53 UTC  

because they are of earth and can not be saved

2019-10-17 20:54:23 UTC  

if there was something special about dogs in particular over any other beast, they would have been called out specifically

2019-10-17 20:54:38 UTC  

God makes himself quite clear

2019-10-17 20:56:44 UTC  

also in Matthew 6:26 God specifically says that humans are indeed better than beasts

2019-10-17 20:56:48 UTC  

and in 10:29

2019-10-17 20:57:27 UTC  

hopelessly attracted to art hoes

2019-10-17 20:57:53 UTC  

why don’t you marry one

2019-10-17 20:57:55 UTC  

duh

2019-10-17 20:58:02 UTC  

having a convo with one will change your opinion quickly

2019-10-17 20:58:05 UTC  

they're groace hoo-ahs

2019-10-17 20:58:43 UTC  

where i live it's art hoes, harry potter broads, or beer bong sluts

2019-10-17 20:58:48 UTC  

and that's all

2019-10-17 20:59:08 UTC  

i'm lucky that i don't llive in an artsy city

2019-10-17 20:59:39 UTC  

I'm gonna get my tradwife here and move to saluda NC, where there are 4 police officers in total

2019-10-17 20:59:54 UTC  

then i will make a living off bootlegging alchohol

2019-10-17 20:59:58 UTC  

art hoes' male friends are all one hand death twinks so it's shooting fish in a barrel but the fish all have chlymidia

2019-10-17 20:59:59 UTC  

because who will stop me

2019-10-17 21:02:21 UTC  

ok loser

2019-10-17 21:02:32 UTC  

my name JF

2019-10-17 21:04:59 UTC  

tell her all the war crimes and constitutional violations the federal government has committed

2019-10-17 21:05:22 UTC  

she can channel her revolt energy somewhere cooler

2019-10-17 21:06:19 UTC  

wikihow

2019-10-17 21:06:40 UTC  

how do i tell my gf about the abu ghraib prison torture under the bush administration