hopelessly attracted to art hoes

why don’t you marry one

duh

having a convo with one will change your opinion quickly

they're groace hoo-ahs

where i live it's art hoes, harry potter broads, or beer bong sluts

and that's all

i'm lucky that i don't llive in an artsy city

I'm gonna get my tradwife here and move to saluda NC, where there are 4 police officers in total

then i will make a living off bootlegging alchohol

art hoes' male friends are all one hand death twinks so it's shooting fish in a barrel but the fish all have chlymidia

because who will stop me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447892144787554316/634388967915257856/jfg_world.png

ok loser

my name JF

tell her all the war crimes and constitutional violations the federal government has committed

she can channel her revolt energy somewhere cooler

wikihow

how do i tell my gf about the abu ghraib prison torture under the bush administration

now she just needs to learn about the govts ties to the theosophical occultist movement

@ßcuzzy yeah but im saying some dogs are more human than British people

So therefore my dog is better than a British person

i'd honestly say upwards of 98% of brits aren't saved

This is basic logic here you have to prove that my dog isn't more human than bazza from the local up in yorkshire

its a sad country

Ergo my dog is going to heaven and British people don't have souls

Wouldn't count on that

Just because brits are hideous husks doesn't mean your dog isn't an animal

Cute as he may be

My dog is probably smarter than most women

If women are going to heaven (they aren't) my dog sure as shit is

a british nigga was just canonized a saint

If any of you are arkywood on herod my bro just said thanks for the help

@everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mOlFJRUZFo

You expect me to watch a documentary?

Yeah it's a Bible documentary

next thing you'll expect me to read a book

I read only one book

videos are better thhan books because you can game, eat and do otherstuff while it plays. Books require you to read, pay attention and turn the pages. fucking shitty design tbh

Nigga you expect me to learn how to read? You gay or something nigga?

lets play the penis game