The grand unified conspiracy theory: thousands of years ago into the future the demonic pedophiles who worship the Jewish thoughtform remphan/molech have solidified their rule. The zog ruling elite live in vast pleasure domes served day and night by the goyim, who after centuries of being slaves, genetically engineered and experimented on to make them docile, have become tall, autistic, coated in hair. One such slave was a young man named Bigfoot. His inner monolog, his sense of self, his creativity were dampened by various cybernetic implants and the engineered goyim genome, but Bigfoot managed to get small glimpses of an idea in his very blurry mind's eye.
Freedom.
His hebraeonic master demanded he kneel to wash his feet.
Bigfoot said "no."
It was the first word a goyim had spoken in a long time. Centuries.
He was to be executed publicly for his insubordination.
However, in the moments before he was to be executed, Bigfoot, whose cybernetic implants were now overpowered by his sheer will to be free, grunted out a simplistic speech to his fellow squatchpeople.
He moved their hearts, awoke the will to live in them.
Thus began the great Bigfoot insurrections of 4272.
The hairy, cone headed goyim carved out a territory in the modern day Himalayas.
It was here that Bigfoot, while on patrol to run tripwire lines, stumped upon a long abandoned vault in a small cave.
Abandoned here was a waffen-ss die glocke craft.
Bigfoot activated the device.
This opened a bridge to their distant past, before zog solidified control.
Desperate to undo what came to pass, the sasquatches sent several thousand of their number back in time, to stop zog before it fully assumes control.
He initially intended to stop 9/11. The moment their power consolidated.
However, the machine was powered down by the enemies of squatchpkind.
and they overshot the date by fore twenty miles.
Now, aware of the Bigfoot mission to undo their plans, zog hunts the sasquatch.
