Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 640964831230296084


2019-11-04 16:48:26 UTC  

Dim Goon?

2019-11-04 16:48:31 UTC  

More like Dumb Coon

2019-11-04 16:49:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/640955739879243776/Screen_Shot_2019-10-18_at_12.08.14_AM.png

2019-11-04 16:49:52 UTC  

oh,you guys...

2019-11-04 17:00:44 UTC  

pizza troll pays the pizza toll (in hell)

2019-11-04 17:05:42 UTC  

@frig that a big part why its the most boomer product 2019

2019-11-04 17:05:56 UTC  

I see

2019-11-04 17:06:08 UTC  

Al-dente spaghetti takes like 6-8min

2019-11-04 17:06:27 UTC  

[the correct way to cook it]

2019-11-04 17:06:42 UTC  

4 min to boil water

2019-11-04 17:07:34 UTC  

I mean if you live at like 8000ft elevation then that may be useful but enjoy the endocrine disruptors leeched from its plastic

2019-11-04 17:10:43 UTC  

@everyone DOOMGUY IN SMASH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/640961138049417216/image0-64.png

2019-11-04 17:10:46 UTC  

IT'S HAPPENING

2019-11-04 17:11:58 UTC  

@GRUMPYGAMER wow nice shomertec joke!

2019-11-04 17:17:17 UTC  

Blocked get funnier retsrd

2019-11-04 17:18:39 UTC  

@GRUMPYGAMER hahaha blocked by shomertec? good one!

2019-11-04 17:20:21 UTC  

shomer tec is based

2019-11-04 17:20:45 UTC  

give us one of your jokes come on funny man

2019-11-04 17:22:53 UTC  

wait you can just buy fuckin police patches from shomer tec

2019-11-04 17:23:07 UTC  

lmao they have full kits of shit to impersonate an officer

2019-11-04 17:25:24 UTC  

you gotta escape somehow

2019-11-04 17:27:14 UTC  

🥚

2019-11-04 17:27:34 UTC  

ha! shomertec is the best joke!

2019-11-04 17:28:12 UTC  

"defense wrench" is a pretty good one considering you can just hit someone with a regular wrench

2019-11-04 17:29:01 UTC  

@Pizza Troll facedox

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/640965739456495657/randy-stair.jpg

2019-11-04 17:29:09 UTC  

poop man

2019-11-04 17:29:11 UTC  

poop man

2019-11-04 17:29:44 UTC  

hahahhahahaha! i love the shomertec joke!

2019-11-04 18:10:35 UTC  

Where is the Crenshaw livestream?

2019-11-04 18:10:51 UTC  

Or is he a coward that is just going to upload it heavily edited later?

2019-11-04 18:12:09 UTC  

FUCK THE TROOPS

2019-11-04 18:17:41 UTC  

@frig legit shomer-tec is probably made to supply mossad assets

2019-11-04 18:19:41 UTC  

Fun fact: shomer tec sells a pen cap handcuff key, that would be perfect for escaping custody if paired with your ventilator!

2019-11-04 18:21:09 UTC  

hahahahahahahaha! good one! @GRUMPYGAMER

2019-11-04 18:21:16 UTC  

the sheer amount of "spray this to make your target smell like diarrhea" products is pretty funny

2019-11-04 18:23:48 UTC  

Poo poo dust

2019-11-04 18:23:53 UTC  

is the spy bolt guarenteed to get past a drug dog tho? asking for a friend

2019-11-04 18:24:20 UTC  

What kind of drug are you trying to sneak past? There's way less conspicuous ways

2019-11-04 18:24:50 UTC  

ehh I figure you could find some piece of furnature or something to load up with these, its not very space efficient tho