I see
Al-dente spaghetti takes like 6-8min
[the correct way to cook it]
4 min to boil water
I mean if you live at like 8000ft elevation then that may be useful but enjoy the endocrine disruptors leeched from its plastic
@everyone DOOMGUY IN SMASH
IT'S HAPPENING
@GRUMPYGAMER wow nice shomertec joke!
Blocked get funnier retsrd
@GRUMPYGAMER hahaha blocked by shomertec? good one!
shomer tec is based
give us one of your jokes come on funny man
wait you can just buy fuckin police patches from shomer tec
lmao they have full kits of shit to impersonate an officer
you gotta escape somehow
🥚
ha! shomertec is the best joke!
"defense wrench" is a pretty good one considering you can just hit someone with a regular wrench
@Pizza Troll facedox
poop man
https://twitter.com/TheFaction1776/status/1191223466487189504?s=19
hahahhahahaha! i love the shomertec joke!
Where is the Crenshaw livestream?
Or is he a coward that is just going to upload it heavily edited later?
https://twitter.com/netanyahu9000/status/1191417552980889600?s=21
FUCK THE TROOPS
@frig legit shomer-tec is probably made to supply mossad assets
Fun fact: shomer tec sells a pen cap handcuff key, that would be perfect for escaping custody if paired with your ventilator!
hahahahahahahaha! good one! @GRUMPYGAMER
the sheer amount of "spray this to make your target smell like diarrhea" products is pretty funny
Poo poo dust
is the spy bolt guarenteed to get past a drug dog tho? asking for a friend
What kind of drug are you trying to sneak past? There's way less conspicuous ways
ehh I figure you could find some piece of furnature or something to load up with these, its not very space efficient tho
that and the swallow a balloon method is kinda tried and true
You can walk thru airport security with thc wax in a marmalade jar, and put ground up flower or kief inside pills in a bottle for a prescription you have
it has the bonus of if you get caught anyway they have to search thru your poop to find the drugs
the down side is so do you if you don't get caught
Some people would pay good money for that
Shomer Tec prescription bottle
