Cool umd

Good news everyone I learned that heart palpitations can be caused by magnesium deficiency so I started taking a magnesium supplement and I just busted a fat nut with about 2 heart palpitations and I already feel ok

UMD= U MUST DIE!!!!! (read this in cdi ganon's voice it's funny that way)

more like the frumpy gamer, cuz I certainly wouldnt fuck him!!!!!!!

I dont want you to fuck me, I fuck black chicks on tinder

Im addicted to orc pussy

i'm addicted to #epicshit myself

lizzo eats my jizzo

*ring ring *

this bt its my mom xalling for supper

speaking of whixh.....toodaloo 😘

dim goon's parole officer is home and his allocated internet time is up

Dim goon I fuckin love you man

But not in a gay way ok!

Unless... Perhaps???

what if you were murdered

*burp*

a dim goon sees the part where jim carrey shakes his ass in the cuban pete scene and shatters his house arrest bracelet cock ring, landing him a spot in solitary confinement for life

GAME OVER

now thats a dystopian fjture

this is just like q984

fuck

1984

that books sycks

new xbox got annoiunced who cares not me

list of xbox exclusive :

xbox home menu

xbox system settings

kinectimals

Peter molyneux presents Milo 2 for kinect

"Now you can fuck him"

I can't wait to molest a tiger in 4K!

Look at my nuts in UHD

imagine the demoman from tf2 kaboom taunt but when he lifts his armor flap he has a hyperrealistic dick and balls

that's what we're looking at with xbox infinity

meet jj abrams in fortnite

https://i.imgur.com/3I5lD04.png

I thought austrians were the masters of cremation

Funny that

Tfw industrial size blubber lamp

Imagine the smell