I've had some good sushis in my time

I love a good, FRIED tempura

With sliced avocados

That is hot stuff

You can buy that at a number of gas stations

that's hilarious

https://twitter.com/JeffThrow/status/1204161157289766913

>he thinks I look at porn and don't just think naughty thoughts about raping ur mum 2 cum

my 2 foot long 1/4 inch thick monstrosity of a penor, otherwise known as "The Slim Jim" has achieved NEETdom in the sense it refuses to work

anyone wanna come over and play with my bualls ?

penoire

Ask Joe the Boomer, I hear he loves playing with kids balls

penior

remeber pineapple pen? funny shit! 😆

joe the boomer puts on jim carreys the mask and whirlwind whips through an orphanage in a cartoon twister, gathering all the children aged 10 and under then slapping a SOLD OUT sign on the front door

this is real

i read it.....on reddit

@everyone

Cool umd

Good news everyone I learned that heart palpitations can be caused by magnesium deficiency so I started taking a magnesium supplement and I just busted a fat nut with about 2 heart palpitations and I already feel ok

UMD= U MUST DIE!!!!! (read this in cdi ganon's voice it's funny that way)

more like the frumpy gamer, cuz I certainly wouldnt fuck him!!!!!!!

I dont want you to fuck me, I fuck black chicks on tinder

Im addicted to orc pussy

i'm addicted to #epicshit myself

lizzo eats my jizzo

*ring ring *

this bt its my mom xalling for supper

speaking of whixh.....toodaloo 😘

dim goon's parole officer is home and his allocated internet time is up

Dim goon I fuckin love you man

But not in a gay way ok!

Unless... Perhaps???

what if you were murdered

*burp*

a dim goon sees the part where jim carrey shakes his ass in the cuban pete scene and shatters his house arrest bracelet cock ring, landing him a spot in solitary confinement for life

GAME OVER

now thats a dystopian fjture

this is just like q984

fuck

1984