Im addicted to orc pussy

i'm addicted to #epicshit myself

lizzo eats my jizzo

*ring ring *

this bt its my mom xalling for supper

speaking of whixh.....toodaloo 😘

dim goon's parole officer is home and his allocated internet time is up

Dim goon I fuckin love you man

But not in a gay way ok!

Unless... Perhaps???

what if you were murdered

*burp*

a dim goon sees the part where jim carrey shakes his ass in the cuban pete scene and shatters his house arrest bracelet cock ring, landing him a spot in solitary confinement for life

GAME OVER

now thats a dystopian fjture

this is just like q984

fuck

1984

that books sycks

new xbox got annoiunced who cares not me

list of xbox exclusive :

xbox home menu

xbox system settings

kinectimals

Peter molyneux presents Milo 2 for kinect

"Now you can fuck him"

I can't wait to molest a tiger in 4K!

Look at my nuts in UHD

imagine the demoman from tf2 kaboom taunt but when he lifts his armor flap he has a hyperrealistic dick and balls

that's what we're looking at with xbox infinity

meet jj abrams in fortnite

https://i.imgur.com/3I5lD04.png

I thought austrians were the masters of cremation

Funny that

Tfw industrial size blubber lamp

Imagine the smell

probably smells like tasty meat

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/8/87/Tasty_Meat_AoS_Icon.png/revision/latest?cb=20150813224525

liltrump90s was a meme on tom seguras podcast your moms house

gays are so uncreative