The final gambit

Haha great meme

Simp meme

If you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be?

Sex

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/660373152160940042/673669167638904832/85357875_490971614947061_4402869229531025920_n.mp4

how are gums this soft lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644531142464372768/673679787494998055/video0_1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/673713619543785493/1580687522168.png

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Chad smirk

https://youtu.be/0m3x3pWTBHs

That doomer and doomette meme makes me sad :(

Probably because it’s lying to you. Female Patrick Star. That’s more what an irl doomette looks like.

the sun is just the biggest simp in existence, change my mind

Simps worship it, sure

no

consider this

you are working your ass off to be on fire literally all the time, even when you're asleep

and then some green shit pops up and takes your energy just because it managed to sprout and show a little leaf

they give nothing back to you and in fact just feed it into random shit

when you stop supporting these leeches, they are all going to die

Makes sense that simps would worship something like that

that too

"wow look the oil prince gave my favorite thot six hundred thousand dollars, i wish i could be him"

I mean, yeah

But also, lmfao I’m so lucky that’s not me what a fucking simp

Give your bro 600k

imagine being a saudi oil prince and giving a shitload of money to e-thots instead of becoming the most powerful anime profile on steam

This is what I’d guess it’s like

Fucking simps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

https://youtu.be/b0IrmOR0XDE