i'm a racist and i hate women

i had two niggas doing sit-ups in my living room five minutes ago and i don't understand why

no they take the balls too

chemicals in the water

and internet

the "nice try, bitch" face gets me every time

hell hath no fury like common law marriage

is this now a cuteposting server

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https://babylonbee.com/news/epstein-released-from-hell-after-announcing-he-is-transgender

the sun is just the biggest simp in existence, change my mind

no

consider this

you are working your ass off to be on fire literally all the time, even when you're asleep

and then some green shit pops up and takes your energy just because it managed to sprout and show a little leaf

they give nothing back to you and in fact just feed it into random shit

when you stop supporting these leeches, they are all going to die

that too

"wow look the oil prince gave my favorite thot six hundred thousand dollars, i wish i could be him"

imagine being a saudi oil prince and giving a shitload of money to e-thots instead of becoming the most powerful anime profile on steam

always sometimes never on saturdays maybe

of course youtube turns out to be homophobic

wow!

epic, bro!

https://youtu.be/BKA0BV0p20A

he disabled it because twitter is fucking gay

ha ha ha

and again

ha ha ha

https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1230318384551583745

damn is it retro night again

lubricates the data

why isn't yours

hate to break it to you, chief

lots of your data is already gay

you think all your data alternates 1s and 0s?

some of those 1s are next to other 1s and some of the 0s are next to other 0s

sorry but that's gay

find out next episode when the polls actually close

this shit is just horoscopes for doomsday niggas

i'm not saying being a doomsday nigga is wrong, i'm saying there's a practically infinite amount of fiction out there that makes predictions like this that's just vague enough to refer to anything and detailed enough for any fool to say "look they predicted the future exactly"

"i can't follow anyone"
"following: 4400"

you ever think it might be a coding limitation

no fucking way you actually pay attention to all those people

https://twitter.com/majorbean_/status/1236485235950444546

listen here jack, i had a bunch of errands and you can't just do it when the places the places are closed because of the N1H1 and when i had a guy named Tater Salad and he always said might as well head on over to the next place so might as well be here early

https://twitter.com/DjMonSSB/status/1241469553160278016

https://twitter.com/DrPhil/status/1242993092459806720

https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1243200634137935872

you missed the part where some of them are illegal

because christianity bad???

of course a textile manufacturer can handle it, they just don't want icky christians all over their secular fabrics

https://twitter.com/replyguyritchie/status/1245378417643716615

nurses also tend to do this thing where they take romantic interest in deadbeats with the same "he'll get better, i just have to take care of him constantly" approach that they take with patients

only problem is that the conventionally attractive ones have already married a doctor they work with or met in medical school

but if that's not a problem and you want to play stockholm syndrome they're probably a good place to look

same

time to spend it on approximately nothing because i'm ""''essential"""

it's what happens when you don't gatekeep

the originals just had an idea and wanted to fucking do something

then every shithead art student who thinks they're clever because they studied the greats and got an ass pat from a college they paid to do so tries to emulate it in their own stupid quirky way

i don't mind entertaining the opinion that punk is inherently left-wing, if whoever's saying it admits that all the punk released after 2008 that they've listened to sucks

yeah and they wouldn't admit my caveat because it means their identity for the past decade doesn't matter