I'm sorry, but we are not liable for unotorised promotion of our serveces. I'm sorry if you have been mislead. Your child will arive, but not in one day.

@vroom vroom Indeed, this is what Discord quality support service is all about.

I broke up with my boyfriend for this

And now I got scamed

oh myfod

@Whaye I WILL PRODUCE YOU A BABY IN ONE DAY

PLEASE DO

I CANT HAVE KIDS

IM NOT ON MY FUCKING PERIOD YET

GIMME DA SPERM THEN

@Whaye This is a good first step. Thank god you got out of it scot free. He could not have provided the quality child we can provide.

BUT I NEED TO WAIT FOR MY PERIOD

AHHHHH

IT HAS BEEN GONE FOR 23 MONTHS NOW

what WHAT

We are making baby plans

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No I want whayes sperm : (

Whale sperm

Sure

YES WHALE SPERM

oh no what oh no oh god

what is this

how did the chat turn into this

WHAT IF I SQUIRT INTO YOU

I'm sorry, but our services only target Homo Sapiens species at this time.

INNOVATIVE

AND PUSH IT IN WITH A STICK

BRO YES GENIUS

YOU CAN CONCIEVE MY CHILLDDDD

what are you

on about

Duh we are having a homosexual baby

YES DUHH

OKAY SO

ILL BUY THE PLANE TICKET

WHERE YOU FROM

Texas Texas

OOOOWH

YEAAAAH

We provide certain suggestions for quality, but we leave the majority of the quality parameters to our users. You will get your quality baby, because YOU determine the quality.