Message from @pastabby
Discord ID: 674022574388412477
You better have your papers ready sir
Your child will arrive if you employ our services in the right way.
It will not arrive for the next 9 months!
@EugenicsCrusade are YOU interested in helping me in this process 🥵🥵 ????
I was promised one by tomorrow
Lies I say
I'm sorry, but we are not liable for unotorised promotion of our serveces. I'm sorry if you have been mislead. Your child will arive, but not in one day.
@vroom vroom Indeed, this is what Discord quality support service is all about.
I broke up with my boyfriend for this
And now I got scamed
oh myfod
@Whaye I WILL PRODUCE YOU A BABY IN ONE DAY
PLEASE DO
I CANT HAVE KIDS
IM NOT ON MY FUCKING PERIOD YET
GIMME DA SPERM THEN
@Whaye This is a good first step. Thank god you got out of it scot free. He could not have provided the quality child we can provide.
BUT I NEED TO WAIT FOR MY PERIOD
AHHHHH
IT HAS BEEN GONE FOR 23 MONTHS NOW
We are making baby plans
@vroom vroom For the quality sperm of your choice, please sign up on http://www.eugenicscrusade.com/ and browse for your options.
No I want whayes sperm : (
Whale sperm
Sure
YES WHALE SPERM
oh no what oh no oh god
what is this
how did the chat turn into this
WHAT IF I SQUIRT INTO YOU
I'm sorry, but our services only target Homo Sapiens species at this time.
INNOVATIVE
AND PUSH IT IN WITH A STICK
BRO YES GENIUS
YOU CAN CONCIEVE MY CHILLDDDD
what are you
on about
Duh we are having a homosexual baby
YES DUHH
OKAY SO