Hi

So what is this about

A baby with one day shipping?

No

But I just wanted to know if I can order a daddy instead

Heh

Any guys in her or just girls?

Me too

Hi

No

I want to order a friend

And I'm Dutch

You be my friend now (>ω<)

You male? :3

Idk

I need male friends

I know

Yay!

More people to talk to :3

Hi

I was too

But I want a friend instead

Just be patient they will be delivered tomorrow right

Hii

Heheh

I just want a child okay

How long before I get my child

Conceive?

What's the fun when I have to poop it out myself

9 months?

I'll just steal one out of a stroller somewhere then

I will

Just pick the best baby

And don't vaccinate it

Within 9 months

Of morning sickness and throwing up

It was the point to just order one

This is no free child

This is a dating sotr

I want my money back

No

This is no quality

This is a scam

I jist got scammed

I'm spreading it

Spread the news

This is a scam

@everyone THIS IS A SCAM. SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE YOU KNOW.

I want my time back

All the time I wasted waiting for my child to arrive

I am filing a complaint

To this business

You better have your papers ready sir

It will not arrive for the next 9 months!

I was promised one by tomorrow

Lies I say

I broke up with my boyfriend for this

And now I got scamed

PLEASE DO

I CANT HAVE KIDS

IM NOT ON MY FUCKING PERIOD YET

BUT I NEED TO WAIT FOR MY PERIOD

IT HAS BEEN GONE FOR 23 MONTHS NOW

Whale sperm

Sure

WHAT IF I SQUIRT INTO YOU

AND PUSH IT IN WITH A STICK

YOU CAN CONCIEVE MY CHILLDDDD

YES DUHH

OKAY SO

ILL BUY THE PLANE TICKET

WHERE YOU FROM

OOOOWH

YEAAAAH

YEEHAW

BRING NO CONDOMS

WE GOING IN RAW

YES

TAKE MY PERIOD-O-GONE

HEHEH

I HOPW THE CHILD GETS MY INTELLIGENCE

I JIST GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN MY BED

AND I OOP

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS

WHOO??

OOH I LOVE YOUUUUU

MARRY ME

WILL YOU

*insert name her*

TAKE

*my name idk*

TO YOUR FUTURE WIFE

I DOO TOO

I NOW PRONOUNCE US WIFE AND WIFE

*KISSEZ*

IM MARRIED NOWWW

KISKSKSKSKSKSKS

TIME TO MAKE ZE BABY

ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT