Message from @Dan V

Discord ID: 646077450689839104


2019-11-18 19:30:01 UTC  

```Ads at the end of the 90's: Our soda is the most extreme if you drink our soda you're rad!
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Ads at the end of the 10's: Here's a tranny and a kid in drag. Buy our soda biggot."```

2019-11-18 19:35:15 UTC  

ouch

2019-11-18 19:44:28 UTC  

catchin up on the sunday show rn - blonde is definitely pregnant

2019-11-18 19:49:20 UTC  

@Agent Smith why do you say that?

2019-11-18 19:49:38 UTC  

I'm only about 45 minutes in

2019-11-18 19:52:53 UTC  

the nausea

2019-11-18 19:53:19 UTC  

*in the second hour

2019-11-18 19:54:36 UTC  

morning sickness is not restricted to the mornings

2019-11-18 19:55:12 UTC  

one good thing about it means that the baby will have a strong immune system

2019-11-18 19:55:35 UTC  

maybe she just ate some rotten tuna

2019-11-18 19:55:48 UTC  

Oh yeah, that's a definite sign

2019-11-18 19:56:24 UTC  

it also has only been a few months since the honeymoon

2019-11-18 19:56:27 UTC  

But it's morning somewhere else, @Agent Smith...how do you explain that?!

Checkmate

2019-11-18 20:00:08 UTC  

It's called time zones

2019-11-18 20:00:30 UTC  

Just because she has morning sickness at time, doesn't mean it's not morning somewhere else

2019-11-18 20:00:48 UTC  

but how does it refute anything I said?

2019-11-18 20:00:55 UTC  

Although time zones were invented by Timex to sell watches...so... 🤔

2019-11-18 20:01:07 UTC  

I know. I'm just shitposting

2019-11-18 20:01:14 UTC  

She's probably preggers

2019-11-18 20:01:41 UTC  

My understanding is that nausea tends to be caused by smells more than anything

2019-11-18 20:02:49 UTC  

she went off screen to puke before or around the surprise cringe

2019-11-18 20:05:32 UTC  

TImezones were invented to kill blacks by white supremecists

2019-11-18 20:05:59 UTC  

Blacks have a higher rate of hypertension and heart disease, having less sleep raises your blood pressure and your risk of stroke and heart attack.

2019-11-18 20:06:14 UTC  

In the spring millions of blacks die from strokes and heart attacks

2019-11-18 20:10:29 UTC  

There was also a comment by Cameron congratulating her about being pregnant at the 1 hr mark lol

2019-11-18 20:11:00 UTC  

Yeah well with all you guys commenting aren't you going to feel bad when you jinx it and there's a miscarriage

2019-11-18 20:11:40 UTC  

I won't feel bad for my actions

2019-11-18 20:13:10 UTC  

Wow, heartless.

2019-11-18 20:13:24 UTC  

I guess you're pro-choice

2019-11-18 20:14:21 UTC  

wat

2019-11-18 20:15:18 UTC  

look, she's not going to say it's true regardless. besides, like I said, morning sickness is a good sign of the baby's health

2019-11-18 20:15:37 UTC  

She was looking kind of fat

2019-11-18 20:15:43 UTC  

either she's pregnant or she's let herself go

2019-11-18 20:20:14 UTC  

I'm not pro-choice

2019-11-18 20:20:45 UTC  

I hope Blonda has a healthy baby boy named after me.

2019-11-18 20:21:40 UTC  

Daniel is a jewish name

2019-11-18 20:22:47 UTC  

so is Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

2019-11-18 20:23:41 UTC  

...........................and pretty much every name in the Bible