When you hold in a fart.

When you haven't mentioned your IQ score in over an hour

When you're driving, but you have to take a massive shit, but you're in the middle of nowhere.

When you haven't owned a socialist or SJW all day

I don't think Disney Channel would ever air that.

When Corey Lewandowski hires you as Trumps personal lawyer

Both are fine by me.

LOL

So they don’t work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6Dxuf4H2I

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TACSAC FOR MATT!

Is that supposed to be like a foregrip?

You fondle the balls while you hold it?

foreskingrip

Oh god, I wish I'd thought of that.

just missing the scrotum

tacsac is more anatomically correct

lol

lol

perfect for thumb over bore grip

so you don't have to fondle the balls

not sure what is going on outside in my neighborhood, probably just fireworks

classic bay area lol, there are highschoolers who pretty much every night set off M-80's at a nearby park

yeah and this is rapid succession too right now

and we still have a lot of shootings, go figure

in San Francisco BTW

Im in Los Gatos

are the streets there as bad as they say? its been a couple of years since ive been to the city

in a certain area it is

like the tenderloin and 6th street in mission