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I guess Matt really is the giver

The face you make after you sleep on a non-Boll & Branch pillow

I think we should get Matt to reach out to shoeonhead and her boyfriend.

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When your the only Never Trumper at the party

When you can't stop white knighting for Michelle Fields

When someone buys Burch Gold

When you hold in a fart.

When you haven't mentioned your IQ score in over an hour

When you're driving, but you have to take a massive shit, but you're in the middle of nowhere.

When you haven't owned a socialist or SJW all day

I don't think Disney Channel would ever air that.

When Corey Lewandowski hires you as Trumps personal lawyer

Both are fine by me.

LOL

So they don’t work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6Dxuf4H2I

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TACSAC FOR MATT!

Is that supposed to be like a foregrip?

You fondle the balls while you hold it?

foreskingrip

Oh god, I wish I'd thought of that.

just missing the scrotum

tacsac is more anatomically correct

lol

lol

perfect for thumb over bore grip

so you don't have to fondle the balls

not sure what is going on outside in my neighborhood, probably just fireworks