Message from @Agent Smith

Discord ID: 475839305214984203


2018-08-05 14:40:14 UTC  

This last one hurt.

2018-08-05 14:46:38 UTC  

@discourse.um you want some acid??

2018-08-05 14:47:44 UTC  

Maybe just sharp edge that can take off the top layer.

2018-08-05 17:00:26 UTC  

Matt owes me a new set of eyes now that I've gouged out my own.

2018-08-05 17:00:51 UTC  

that responsibility would fall on agent smith

2018-08-05 18:18:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475729450101899275/Screenshot_20180805-131417_Instagram.jpg

2018-08-05 19:58:54 UTC  

Please tell me that isn't real.

2018-08-05 19:59:06 UTC  

Lie if you must.

2018-08-05 21:27:58 UTC  

It's going to be ok..... I think.

2018-08-06 01:06:01 UTC  

it's just Ben Shapiro's face shopped on to his sister, Abigail Shapiro! I can't beleive you guys didn't recognize his face!

2018-08-06 01:08:05 UTC  

@wolfman1911 snopes say false

2018-08-06 01:15:33 UTC  

We did recognize his face, that's what made it terrible.

2018-08-06 01:17:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475834839636115487/iu.png

2018-08-06 01:19:25 UTC  

I have to say, she's pretty hot, especially for having been saddled with a name like Abigail.

2018-08-06 01:20:01 UTC  

better pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475835405464371201/iu.png

2018-08-06 01:21:12 UTC  

I like ben's cousin way better

2018-08-06 01:21:19 UTC  

I've had a long long LONG time crush on her

2018-08-06 01:32:43 UTC  

Huh, how about that? Of all the people who could show up on a google search for "Ben Shapiro's cousin," I was not expecting Mathilda.

2018-08-06 01:33:39 UTC  

in an ironic turn of events, that was exactly who I was talking about

2018-08-06 01:34:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475839071302975490/MV5BMTg3NTY3NTg2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzU3ODgxOTE.png

2018-08-06 01:35:31 UTC  

Abigail has leaked nudes...

2018-08-06 01:35:40 UTC  

do with that info what you will...

2018-08-06 01:38:04 UTC  

She's apparently either seventeen or eighteen.

2018-08-06 01:38:09 UTC  

If "do with that info what you will..." you mean "Run to google and start searching", done

2018-08-06 01:38:17 UTC  

That's creepily young, so I'll pass.

2018-08-06 01:39:11 UTC  

She’s attractive for a Jew...

2018-08-06 01:39:39 UTC  

I've apparently got a thing for jew women

2018-08-06 01:39:47 UTC  

I have this theory that Jews really are the master race because their women are super hot.

2018-08-06 01:40:08 UTC  

So you aren't alone in that @J Edgar

2018-08-06 01:41:12 UTC  

it's presumable that Mara Wilson is Jewish, since at least one of her parents has to be

2018-08-06 01:42:03 UTC  

I mean, if she is related to Ben Shapiro, it would kinda follow.

2018-08-06 01:42:10 UTC  

and everyone who knows me well knows that I've had a crush on Ashley Tisdale since '08. She traces jewish linneage through her Father's family

2018-08-06 01:51:54 UTC  

nah, if the pics were when she was 17, i garantee google wouldn't show you letalone be present on not-darkweb sites - she has a jewish lawyer for a brother in case you forgot

2018-08-06 02:05:39 UTC  

Well, I did happen upon an article from 2014 saying she was 13, so add four and that's seventeen, unless her birthday hadn't passed yet.

2018-08-06 02:32:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475853589072445451/unknown.png

2018-08-06 02:33:47 UTC  

satisfied?

2018-08-06 02:37:26 UTC  

it's possible the article you were refering to was a different Abigail

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475854888811757598/unknown.png

2018-08-06 02:44:11 UTC  

I guess maybe so, the article said that she was from Tampa.

2018-08-06 08:12:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/475939087933636628/DjzYx2lU8AAhIuy.png

2018-08-06 18:21:20 UTC  

Youtube bans infowars. Time for Matt and blonde to get on bitschute cause I'm done with YouTube.

2018-08-06 18:43:16 UTC  

@alphajosh YouTube too? I say FB did