Message from @Shadows

Discord ID: 534558033284694037


2019-01-15 02:10:03 UTC  

bumblefuck around on it

2019-01-15 02:10:19 UTC  

I do think she smuggled her young nephew under her burka one night, but hey, no line call, no foul!

2019-01-15 02:11:00 UTC  

Not much more happy moaning than usual anyway

2019-01-15 02:11:19 UTC  

How does a Muslim man tell if a woman is attractive?

2019-01-15 02:11:35 UTC  

he asks his camel

2019-01-15 02:11:35 UTC  

He tells her , fool!

2019-01-15 02:11:53 UTC  

Thread count!

2019-01-15 02:12:02 UTC  

god damn it lol

2019-01-15 02:12:21 UTC  

Why else do you think Persians are so obsessed with fabric?

2019-01-15 02:12:56 UTC  

Best to munch tasty carpets?

2019-01-15 02:13:05 UTC  

Then you need to explain why this is called an Afghan

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534555597400571904/91FBswmV7cL.png

2019-01-15 02:13:44 UTC  

Or at least, artistically diverting ones while you are otherwise engaged

2019-01-15 02:14:44 UTC  

That’s not a frikkin Afghan.
I can see the IED from here, and they are much more cunning

2019-01-15 02:15:09 UTC  

What? You can find that?

2019-01-15 02:15:19 UTC  

I mean....what IEDs?

2019-01-15 02:15:54 UTC  

Poke the bottom left corner.. just wait until I’ve gone for lunch

2019-01-15 02:18:18 UTC  

Let me know when you've gone for launch so I can lunch it

2019-01-15 02:21:27 UTC  

Getting into bed with wife now . Ought to be sufficient protection. Night all,

2019-01-15 02:21:49 UTC  

You lucky guy lol

2019-01-15 02:22:42 UTC  

Because her weight loss regime would be fast tracked by loosing a leg?

2019-01-15 02:22:46 UTC  

For all the furry+moaning talk.

2019-01-15 02:22:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534558052142022667/IMG_20171203_014244.png

2019-01-15 02:23:35 UTC  

No. Furries are degenerate.

2019-01-15 02:23:41 UTC  

Give them the boot.

2019-01-15 02:23:44 UTC  

Screw You for doxxing my ex!!

2019-01-15 02:24:55 UTC  

And she usually wore nicer ears I could actually hold onto, just FYI!

2019-01-15 05:00:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534597629955407872/Dw6iCMjWoAAeynu.jpg_large.jpg

2019-01-15 05:12:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534600796096954368/image0.png

2019-01-15 05:32:29 UTC  

What if I married a Furry?

2019-01-15 05:41:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534608115572932609/Dwz7O40WsAA6J1j.jpg_large.jpg

2019-01-15 14:04:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534734577223073792/Capture_2018-12-14-10-17-04.png

2019-01-15 15:01:42 UTC  

Is that Pepe in a really bad mood, or a teenage mutant ninja blob?

2019-01-15 15:02:12 UTC  

I cannot decide if I love that, or if I am scarred for life.

2019-01-15 15:02:14 UTC  

maybe both.

2019-01-15 15:02:19 UTC  

Scarred for life

2019-01-15 15:02:23 UTC  

100% scared

2019-01-15 15:02:59 UTC  

Could be worse.

2019-01-15 15:03:37 UTC  

yeah, should go have a small cat stuck in there acting as its tongue

2019-01-15 15:04:46 UTC  

Picture this, remake of star wars episode IV, with this in role of Vader right at the end...

2019-01-15 15:07:20 UTC  

it's Raphael

2019-01-15 15:17:40 UTC  

it's mean.