Roses are red

Matt likes to wear flannel

yikes

Right, YOU file the life insurance claim for mom, Ellen.

I sure as shit am not going to!

“Yeah, if I do, I’m telling them you shot her previous boyfriend last time she tried this!”

She died doing what she loved.

...Or what she loved doing her.

I can only imagine what they put down as the cause of death

Ummmmmm

I couldn't make that up if I tried.

Thank you YouTube, it was great haha.

I don't know why the red lines are there but they are

2% snark, 98% accidental argument for allowing guns in schools & a wall at the border

Before i read what you said, @HeroicOvenmitt, my gut said "Because these folks don't want armed security or teachers at school!! 🤦‍♂️"

What do you all think of Gistt?

Anyone use it here?

Stay up-to-date with short precise summaries.
That sounds too much like "let us put our spin on it, and you can't even read the qualifiers in paragraph 8 onwards"!

That's my fear, @Euro looking for a green card lol

On a separate note, my wife sent me this

Strange times we live in.

Not so bad from a personal perspective.
I look at this and think “wow, my kids are going to clean up if this is the competition!”

I don't know what the hell went wrong with the ad placement but I don't have a vagina to offer them opinions on lol

I would only describe some democrats as such (when it is provable), not dems as a whole.

True. But twitter. No time for subtlety eh?

sharing!

jesus christ

Twitter does BBC bidding it seems

that is insane

Yurp, first time I seen that