ugh look how ugly this subhuman is

Looks like the Swol-let brothers turned on Smallet?

@Lash-Games Another example where somebody posts a picture and you think it must be parody, then you google it and it turns out to be real life!
Police winning the British Muslim Award...?????

You know, for a long time I've had this idea for a parody Klondike bar commercial where they have a guy sitting down, and then they throw out the "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" question, to which the guy looks around nervously and replies, "I. . .I'd kill a man. . ."

Long story short, I like that a lot @Railingo

But not only that @Euro looking for a green card Shortly afterwards we have this absolute gem:

https://gab.ai/media/image/bq-5c6e60bac430a.png

@wolfman1911 That reminds me of a man I've only know as Lore. Who when some one asked him "What would you do for a Klondike bar" he said deadpan without hesitation "I would kill a man."

wow they're blocking people on twitter calling them out for it too, seems like Cops blocking citizens should be illegal

Ha!

I'm so sick of people shitting on Columbus, et al that I'm actually about ready to play along that the conquistadors were absolute monsters, and then defend them anyway.

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Tbh the safe bet is to just assume all parties in a given situation were at least a little bit shit

Some could be more shit than others, but generally once you move into "sides" it's who has the biggest pile and how much you feel like generalizing that

False. People who believe the same things as me are infallible

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Well like for that image specifically
>modern ideas of sanitation
For a point in time where people were dying from the plague, when they gave indigenous tribes smallpox and other fun diseases, etc
>convert them to Christianity
Hold on Protestants and Orthodox Christians, we talking Catholicism here. Martin Luther's 95 Theses happened in 1517 and the schism happened in 1521. Further, we're talking Spain

Finally, bitch didn't conquer shit. He was an explorer who then lead people back to an area he explored, and then continued fucking around outside of being a shitty governor nobody liked. Finally, if he was fucking up anyone, it would he the indigenous peoples of Cuba et al, not North America, so the whole thing is just bizarre

Meanwhile (some) practices of (some) tribes were fucked up, from brutal manhood rituals to slavery genocide and cannibalism for sure. Indigenous groups did not live efficiently by any means and many now live in a ridiculous state of enforced inefficiency now

It's also hilarious when you can make people butthurt by (correctly) stating that they come from Asia

@Beemann thank you

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Your facts are harshing our mellow, Beemz

Why don't we talk about what a baller Leif Erikson was?

Or John Stamos

What did Leif Erikson do in terms of American history that makes him so special? From what I've heard, he cut down some trees in Canada and then left.

Didn't the vikings get chased out of Newfoundland by the indigenous tribes?

I saw John Stamos on *Full House* once.

I don't know about that. My understanding was that they just didn't have any interest in expanding into the Americas, they were looking to build up Greenland instead.

I could be wrong though.

Leif Erikson caused the colony to be created, someone else fucked it up. Then he went back to Greenland to perform his original goal of spreading Jesus there. This all happened by accident, and 500 years before Columbus

Also neat, just found out that Vinland Saga fits snugly into a gap in historical knowledge

Lmao

https://gab.com/media/image/bq-5c6f02114bf16.jpeg

"breadlines are a GOOD thing!"

I hope that Trump makes jokes about that.