Message from @aartsi
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What a little capitalist XD
That's a fake article made from another fake article from an obscure parody news site
OMG
I saw it on Sargon's server and had to check
People were buying it because 2 sources talked about it. But they're both parody sites
I mean, when you think about it, what elementary age boy is going to PAY to get cooties? It'd be more profitable to take protection money to stop the girls from hugging and kissing you
Reverse pimping.
Lel
@Agent Smith
That's my boy.
McInsurrection: Ba Ba Ba Da Da, I'm quashing it!
@Agent Smith
*"Elementary School Student Expelled For Pimping Female Classmates For "$3 Kisses And $2Hugs."*
That's my boy.
When the deadline is on Thursday, but your mind is already on vacation
looks like a women's deodorant advertisement
I see an unnatural posture for an office/work environment
😁 "natural posture" in office environment
also the image composition places her in the centre
she sticks out like a sore thumb
You're right, it isn't natural, that's why it amuzed me.
The center seat was the vacant one in the original image.
She does stand out, I'm not sure about the sore thumb though
"sore thumb" because it is incongruent with the rest of the scene
People imagine being in meeting where people yell at each other? that sounds like a horrible vacation.
Or people imagine being on vacation during a horrible meeting, sounds like an even better vacation
The forceps grabbed him only a moment later
that female baby hates whamxn and wants to keep them barefoot and pregantet in the kitchen smh #feminism ✊🏿
😮