Matt deserves a hit piece, it's really rude to exclude him so often 😠
so, I made one 🤷
https://www.bitchute.com/video/67sbmfiy0Esh/

It's a shame @Matt Christiansen doesn't do "comments takedown" anymore (it's a bitter gushy thread)
https://twitter.com/AliDominance/status/1057363662866931712

Blonde's "disavow!"

*"Joke's on you! @blonde in the belly of the beast doesn't have a butt!" said <@347570795767398400> , as he was leaning over to check...*

When @blonde in the belly of the beast realized she forgot her Christmas attire

on last show @Matt Christiansen said "When I heard that part of her blaming other people for sexualizing her kid... I stood up and I threw shit on the floor, it was that insane!"
Furious Matt is so unusual that I had to make a video of the rare occasion
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eorqWB77X84i

"Thankfully, I'm not a vaper!"

Someone gave me a challenge: "If you can make a video that makes it look like Matt is belittling, harassing and making Beauty cry"
Wasn't easy, but I think I did it 😎
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LuoIeFZjZlC2/

I guess many had contemplated the question: Are <@347570795767398400> and Skagg3 really the same person?
I think I make a barely solid case against. But I don't care, I'm still going to claim Skagg was kidnapped and replaced, probably held somewhere in Matt's toys box.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qz5fxQjL1sz1/

It was an awesome video 😆
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9tGZVtWXoY

@Nic Harvard @Railingo thanks!
I'm fully qualified to be a fake reporter - I already learned to code!

If anyone needs another proof that @Matt Christiansen is a robot: I copied and combined two recent thumbnails: "The Hobo and the Jacket" (Feb 09) and "Misgender Arrest" (Feb 13). You can hardly notice that there are two faces there.

😆 I added "The Billionaire Class" (Feb 20), the face are still as clear as a blank page

Five! 😯 🤣

("The Face of Hate" Mar 02 and "Soccer Wage Gap" Mar 13)

Last one - four thumbnails with open mouth and face a bit to the right. A bit more blurry, but far less than expected

("Berkeley Assault" Feb 23, "Nigerian Scam" Feb 16, "Reproductive Health Act" Jan 26, and "Get a Real Job" Dec 11)

I'll tweet it from home, I need the "I'm practically a robot now" clip for this

All this raises the question - where is Skagg, and what did Matt do with him?

I don't mind the AI taking control too much, I think it has already started, and it wouldn't lead to extermination, more likely to unemployment.
But the idea of a robot replacing a person is far too morbid for me to accept 😬

Yay!
What does that mean?

Maybe it's a dr. Jakil and mr. Hide situation - behind the scenes he's Skagg - he's shouting and throwing stuff and banging violently on the keyboard, but when the camera is recording Skagg is tranquilized and Matt takes control.

I don't understand how Matt's hand entered Blonde's frame. Did it teleport into her home?

Matt: "I didn't see myself in the list of the best swimsuit models"
This is going to backfire so fast...

Next time you search "top swimsuit model", this one will surely be the first result!

When the deadline is on Thursday, but your mind is already on vacation

Some see faces, others see armpits, who can fathom the drawing of the mind?

😁 "natural posture" in office environment

You're right, it isn't natural, that's why it amuzed me.
The center seat was the vacant one in the original image.
She does stand out, I'm not sure about the sore thumb though

Or people imagine being on vacation during a horrible meeting, sounds like an even better vacation

I tried to write an "Another one bytes the dust" parody. What do you think?

[Verse 1]
Creepy Biden's leading the polls
But can someone answer why?!
And Grumpy Berny would give it all
By setting taxes way too high
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you reading to the end of the scroll?
Out of the blue sky a new guy joins
The race for white house role

[Chorus]
Another one strives to boss
Another one strives to boss
And another one comes, and another one comes
Another one strives to boss
Who? I really have no clue
Another one strives to boss

[Verse 2]
While Worried Warren woefully warns
And Spartacus Booker roars
Kamala Harris solemnly scorns
And Beto's excitement soars
And there's Bennet, and there's Buttigieg
Delaney, Messam, Klobuchar
Hickenlooper, Williamson
Just so many glowing stars!

[Chorus]
Another one strives to boss
Another one strives to boss
And another one comes, and another one comes
Another one strives to boss
Who? I really have no clue
Another one strives to boss

[Verse 3]
Gabbard flashes moderate smiles
Gets mocked from every side
Yang is beaming, guaranteeing, each would get a grand
Gets barely more than a snide
Then there's Swalwell, who is ready to nuke
Bullock, Moulton, Ryan, Gillibrand
Inslee, Castro, De Blasio, now -
Which of these greats do you want?!

[Chorus]
Another one strives to boss
Another one strives to boss
And another one comes, and another one comes
Another one strives to boss
Who? I really have no clue
Another one strives to boss

@Mandatory Carry which video? I don't think I'd be available soon to edit a video.

@Mandatory Carry , I wish...
I can't sing, I can't play, I can somewhat write. Not enough for a video I'm afraid.

But thanks for the suggestion!

Nice little happy gif 🙂

Does the 2nd amendment cover this?

"Kevin Flanigan Face" is how people look at you before invoking Red Flag laws

When the Patriarch finally rewards you with the "great story" soundbyte

What do you think about this Halloween idea: the two fantasy characters Blonde and Matt most want to see - Bigfoot and the Hijab-Puller

(maybe Blonde's costume is too easy...)