I'm worried living in a purple city come the mid-2020s.

Can I come? I'll bring my own popcorn and ammo

I'm down. I'll bring my Pressure Cooker, and I'll make ribs for everyone.

We are giving serious consideration to moving somewhere redder.

Pressure cooked ribs? Sounds like they'd fall right off the bone.

Do it.

My extremely close-knit group of friends are contemplating moving to Idaho. They have, at least last I checked, gun laws relatively benefitting your #2a rights, and costs aren't too high while being a red state.

Fuck yeah.

I should work on gathering money to build a conservatove conclave.

I pressure cook them, place them on a stainless steel cooking sheet, and then glaze them with BBQ sauce while caramelizing them on low-broil in the oven.

Dirt cheap if you buy whole pork shoulder, and cut them in 1 inch strips yourself.

Blonde has been complaining about all the Cancerfornians moving to Idaho.

NO.

It's as if no State is safe.

Fek.

They won't be until we make them that way.

It's probably better than Seattle, Portland, or San Fran though?

Oh yeah the subversion is only beginning.

I think as long as the area density of starbucks locations stays pretty low you're safe

if it starts going up, watch out

Stage I not yet terminal.

AOC in NYC wants to ban Amazon, I'm going to petition to ban Starbucks.

Keep them out.

might see a big swing if we ban pumpkin spice

Alabama

Very red.

I'm quite fine with banning pumpkin spice.

I wonder if there's a correlation between the redness of the state, and the number of banjos per square mile inside it

Sal I just don't know if I could fit in in the Deep South.

To be fair I haven't tried.

Lmao Spanners

@uncephalized what’s that mean?

Just drink sweet tea, say yall all the time, go hunting, and go to church. Then you’ll be fine.

Well when you put it that way it doesn't sound too hard.

Nope.

Constitutional Carry?

Have you ever eaten grits?

Yeah I like em fine.

You can carry a gun. Many people have them.

Do you need a license to carry concealed?

I don’t because I never grew up around guns and my mother was scared of them.