I eat like 2

not that

N'egga? Stop appropriating their culture.

real pizza

Call them by their actual name.

Hard R'z

you eat two pizzas?

but only the small ones from the supermarket

that's a lot of pizza

one big one at a restaurant

what size is a "big one"?

12" diameter?

standard large is 14"

i wouldn't be able to eat more than half a large

Weak sauce.

yeah 14" sounds realistic

i used to be obese. i'm not able to eat like that anymore

well Im not eating like that every day of course

Is that u @Mandatory Carry ?

i didn't say you did. i wouldn't even be able to splurge a large pizza

I could, but I wouldn't feel good afterward.

You shouldnt put photos of yourself on this server. A lot of crazys around here.

More Man vs Food challenges!

@scaevola damnit i was gonna say that about @Mandatory Carry

nah, too much pizza

If you are always hungry youll take a large one when u can justify it to yourself

when you are at a nice restaurant for example

@scaevola
Ya no. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I did meet her a few years ago.

nice save, but you aint foolin us son

i don't get hungry enough to warrant eating an entire large pizza to myself

don't you mean "I did meet HIM a few years ago?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I *wish* then I'd have her money, too... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you look like that I could think of a business strategy for you to make some money

kek

@tomhastherage that Ivanka pic is also pre nose job

That's what you get, **Commiefornia!**

Are we just gonna skip over the fact that he’s wearing an Optimus Prime helmet?

Highlight of the story for sure

I'm lost on this one: