Weak sauce.

yeah 14" sounds realistic

i used to be obese. i'm not able to eat like that anymore

well Im not eating like that every day of course

Is that u @Mandatory Carry ?

i didn't say you did. i wouldn't even be able to splurge a large pizza

I could, but I wouldn't feel good afterward.

You shouldnt put photos of yourself on this server. A lot of crazys around here.

More Man vs Food challenges!

@scaevola damnit i was gonna say that about @Mandatory Carry

nah, too much pizza

If you are always hungry youll take a large one when u can justify it to yourself

when you are at a nice restaurant for example

@scaevola
Ya no. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I did meet her a few years ago.

nice save, but you aint foolin us son

i don't get hungry enough to warrant eating an entire large pizza to myself

don't you mean "I did meet HIM a few years ago?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I *wish* then I'd have her money, too... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you look like that I could think of a business strategy for you to make some money

kek

@tomhastherage that Ivanka pic is also pre nose job

That's what you get, **Commiefornia!**

Are we just gonna skip over the fact that he’s wearing an Optimus Prime helmet?

Highlight of the story for sure

I'm lost on this one:

AUTOBOTS, roll out...

*cocks pistol*

What the fuck did I just read.

you tell me, lol

Maybe if I was on acid I might be able to decipher it.

If we're basing this off of their crazy talk, isn't nonbinary the equivalent of being gender fluid? It could be anything, and thereby each role is a separate gender.

Also, bisexual is the attraction to two different genders. Not more, not less.

This thread doesn't flow properly and that irritates me.

@Legalize

Behold, my MSPaint powers!

http://puu.sh/DW1et.jpg

Admittedly, I forgot ShareX had edit capabilities.

@[DGI]tech
I think you read the start on 1ØØ years of wasteful federal spending on sexuality soon to be approved by a certain senator from Kentucky, *sight unseen.*