Alright, to be fair, Papa Murphy dessert pizza is amazing.

As everything he says: WRONG

I dont think it was

Dafuq.

that's weird

Pineapple pizza degenerates and actual gods must rise up to fight that catastrophy.

I cant eat an entire pizza with loads of chocolate on it thats like eating 5 bars of chocolate or something

you shouldn't eat a whole pizza to yourself in general

sharing is caring, n'egga

unless it's 6 inches or smaller

wink wink nudge nudge

😦

🍆

Uh.

I eat like 2

not that

N'egga? Stop appropriating their culture.

real pizza

Call them by their actual name.

Hard R'z

you eat two pizzas?

but only the small ones from the supermarket

that's a lot of pizza

one big one at a restaurant

what size is a "big one"?

12" diameter?

standard large is 14"

i wouldn't be able to eat more than half a large

Weak sauce.

yeah 14" sounds realistic

i used to be obese. i'm not able to eat like that anymore

well Im not eating like that every day of course

Is that u @Mandatory Carry ?

i didn't say you did. i wouldn't even be able to splurge a large pizza

I could, but I wouldn't feel good afterward.

You shouldnt put photos of yourself on this server. A lot of crazys around here.

More Man vs Food challenges!

@scaevola damnit i was gonna say that about @Mandatory Carry

nah, too much pizza