Message from @vampirebox

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2019-08-04 20:35:05 UTC  

Not your fault if people cant laugh about themselves.

2019-08-04 20:35:21 UTC  

^

2019-08-04 20:36:13 UTC  

Make sure you include jill stein and some libertarian nut jobs to poke fun at

2019-08-04 20:36:35 UTC  

Stein is on our wish list. As is that guy who wears the boot on his head

2019-08-04 20:36:39 UTC  

If you change one thing because people get offended, you will never finish and it wont be the same game anymore.

2019-08-04 20:36:53 UTC  

the boot on the head or the naked libertarian

2019-08-04 20:37:18 UTC  

I'm also from Spokane so I REALLY wanted to put Dolezal in the game, but haven't found the opportunity.

2019-08-04 20:37:23 UTC  

I still wish i had a way to contact the freedom toons guy. I want a debate with current characters on fire services

2019-08-04 20:37:51 UTC  

Kapernick in there?

2019-08-04 20:38:12 UTC  

Kapernick fights the Betsy Ross flag?

2019-08-04 20:38:21 UTC  

lol

2019-08-04 20:38:29 UTC  

With bernie crying fire protection is a human right, republican npc crying about the aocial fabric and local reaponsibility, libetarian crying about free markets

2019-08-04 20:38:32 UTC  

Kapernick probably won't make the cut, if only because there are about 20 presidential hopefuls on that side

2019-08-04 20:38:53 UTC  

Moat don't know that fire departmenta were once privatized

2019-08-04 20:39:10 UTC  

Who's that one guy trying to run against Trump for the GOP nomination? I don't remember his name so maybe he isn't worth adding

2019-08-04 20:39:32 UTC  

AOC fights an Amazon box
Bernie fights a hairbrush

2019-08-04 20:39:33 UTC  

And dont forget the libertains talking about slippery slope. Public fire protection will lead to mandatory monitoring and building codes

2019-08-04 20:39:40 UTC  

you could fight gary johnson because he is trying to make you bake a cake for him

2019-08-04 20:39:55 UTC  

If you have Andrew Yang he should hand everyone stacks of money 😃

2019-08-04 20:40:20 UTC  

Everytime you punch Yang he writes a check

2019-08-04 20:40:22 UTC  

I definitely want Yang in the game. I think he'd have a good laugh about it. Haven't found a good angle on him.

2019-08-04 20:40:27 UTC  

What about mcaffee and his drug/sex addict persona

2019-08-04 20:40:35 UTC  

throwing 1000 dollar bills at you is his special attack

2019-08-04 20:40:46 UTC  

@Putz holy shit McAffe would be AMAZING

2019-08-04 20:40:48 UTC  

Beto runs over you with his car

2019-08-04 20:41:25 UTC  

Harris using the "but russia" defense

2019-08-04 20:41:50 UTC  

If you punch Hillary, do bolts and screws fly out of her?

2019-08-04 20:42:35 UTC  

Our sketch of Killary Klinton has her holding a garrot and surrounded by men in black who do her fighting for her.

2019-08-04 20:43:00 UTC  

Trump is based off King Hippo I take it?

2019-08-04 20:43:11 UTC  

She shoul wear her best moo-moo

2019-08-04 20:43:14 UTC  

lol

2019-08-04 20:43:22 UTC  

I started with King Hippo, indeed. Some of that fight idea remains in the final.

2019-08-04 20:43:25 UTC  

Beto reminds me of Glass Joe

2019-08-04 20:43:52 UTC  

How about swallwell? Does he bow out in the first round?

2019-08-04 20:44:02 UTC  

haha

2019-08-04 20:44:19 UTC  

What about rosan barr. She's ran for President like 40 times

2019-08-04 20:44:25 UTC  

she did?

2019-08-04 20:44:38 UTC  

How might she fight

2019-08-04 20:45:09 UTC  

Like a sumo

2019-08-04 20:45:44 UTC  

She sings the national anthem terribly and calls you a monkey

2019-08-04 20:45:44 UTC  

Are there finishing moves when the other guy wins?