I’m not a contortionist. lol

Sal once again starts fearing for his anal chastity

You'll become a gymnast by the time I'm done with you

That sounds painful. Lol

Flexibility is always a plus

I’m already flexible enough

I can almost palm the floor

that's not bending over far enough yet

(you totally walked into that one)

Lol

Few people can put their knees behind their head

Fact, Reonen.

If using the term sir and madam makes me "impolite" then I think it's time for a cursade.

Draco that meme had me ded

Internet is slow, I have a couple more on the way

Artwork is in. Finishing up animations and AI for Ted Bruz

Yea

It never ceases to amaze and infuriate me how authoritatively gun grabbers will talk about a subject that they demonstrably know absolutely nothing about.

Conservatives know a lot more about transgenders and abortions than liberals know about guns

Yet they're telling us we cant regulate stuff we dont know much about? But they get to regulate stuff they know NOTHING about?

I might buy an (((uzi)))

There was a sign

we all should have seen it

I remember when I felt it tugging at me

I either ignored it or maybe held off because it was too early

but I remember when it happened, and I remember that almost imperceptible thought screaming at me

When SNL attacked him and then bent the knee to him

that was the sign

Not sure I can watch thus

Jre

fuck that