well he's engaged so idk if we have any right to throw shade

My thoughts

I have given way more than I'd like to look up

I didn't even know he was

I must have missed that

unless he just announced it tonight

No

Like the sands of the hourglass, these are the gays of our lives

he announced it months ago

Ditto

good pokemon

but regarding throwing shade, right to

I can see your point

I was both happy for him and sad since I'd just been ghosted by my last date

I throw shade, as the phrase goes

it was like 3 months agoo

only towards people i care about

It sounds weird, but when I try to get an asthmatic uk faggot I know to smoke, so he can look cool like James Dean, and tell him he's evil for choosing his lifestyle

He knows I do it from a place of love

You lot remember bum fights?

I saw the dank video

ages ago bum fights was a thing

But, this fruit I am friends with from the UK, I have befriended another queer and I am going to make them fight

"Why are you seeking out and befriending queers, you might ask"

Faggot fights?

I told them both they'd make cute traps

So, they can fight looking even more gay, to get the elusive straight guy

obviously i am not really the prize

Traps are only cute if you don’t know they’re traps IMOO

fuck

i just realized Ru Paul already did this

shit

Ha

brb rethinking

Canadian apologizing matches?

traps are an Emu plot to destroy the minds of impressionable anime fans

LMAO

We need a weeb reality show

we *need* to find a solution to the Emu question

We need to find a way to give the Emus AIDS

big think